[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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SCENARIO 2

[hopediesalone]

[yeah, yeah, he was pretty noncommittal over the phone. but he saved the date, Heath. and he was there.

he's not really one for fancy do's, but he's in a decent suit sans tie. gray, red shirt, yellow scarf.]

And the man of the hour.

[just gonna raise his little shitty plastic martini glass of cheap watercooler sangria before taking a sip.]

[mybrotherfought]

[He is trying to talk to a cute girl in the corner. She was interested at first but now it's like... he's talking about the arrangement and the note bars... and then he got into how genetic engineering is going to kill us all... and now she's just kinda inching away. Also, he has partaken too much sangria.]

Woahhhh, hey bro! You actually like, came? I mean you always come but you like, pretend you don't.

[Girl gives Raul this look of THANK GOD and sneaks off. Yeeep.]

[hopediesalone]

[yes, just gives the girl a quick nod. that's pretty much why he stepped in when he did]

Yeah, yeah, I showed up. Figured it couldn't hurt to admit it for a change.

Great performance.

[mybrotherfought]

[BIG GRIN]

Well it's really awesome that you like, showed up! I think half the audience, like, the older half, didn't really dig it. Hell, I think most of the younger half doesn't know Queen either, it's crazy, these kids don't know their music history, you know? Criminal.

[hopediesalone]

Their fucking loss, Heath. [and a little chuckle.] Yeah, no, the classics just aren't appreciated too much now. Most kids aren't brought up on a good mix like we were, y'know? Don't have the background.

[longer sip of sangria. god, this is awful. but at least he won't have too much of it, he's gotta drive later...]