[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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Urahara Kisuke | Bleach

[mrsandalhat]

Option 1: [The line between looking like a unwashed hobo and artfully unkempt is a thin one. Today Kisuke's leaning towards the former, though thankfully he hasn't crossed it yet. There's the hint of stubble on his chin but his clothes are clean if wrinkled and he's not too smelly even if his hair is a bit of a mess.

Currently he's wandering through the park looking for a quiet place to read his book, having been kicked out of his lab and told to get at least 3 hours of sunshine before coming back. Sitting in the shade in the park will still count as getting some sunlight on him, right?]

Option 2: [Kisuke pressed the palm of his hand over his eyes, hoping that blocking out the sunlight will make the sudden migraine in his head stop. The black cat in front of him tilted his head curiously at the oddly behaving human in front of it, only to run off when Kisuke curled up in a ball on the ground, trying to stave off the sudden migrain in his head and the images that was dancing in front of his eyeballs.

Really, just what was that? He's always been told he had a good imagination, but a cat turning into naked woman was a bit much. Even if the naked woman was very pretty.]

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

[A teeny teenage girl had just been sashaying over to try her hand at greeting the black cat when it had run off.

She scowled and strutted up to where the cat had been. But she dispelled her disappointment with a friendly grin looking at the man on the ground.]

Hey! You're not scared of cats, are you, mister?

[mrsandalhat]

[Kisuke cringed as every word from the teenager seemed to be a direct stab into his brain. He took the hand away from his eyes and forced a friendly grin back at the girl from his position in his ground. He didn't think he could stand up just yet.]

Not at all~ Perhaps the cat didn't like what he smelled on me. I'm actualy very fond of cats.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

Purr-haps.

[Seemed an opportune spot for a silly pun! Her grin goes wider.

It then slackens as she cocks her head, putting on her eyebrow-raised concerned face.]

Then what're you doing on the ground?

[mrsandalhat]

[Thankfully the pain seems to be lessening if he stops thinking about cats turning into naked women. Kisuke let out a snort at the pun and hoisted himself up to his knees, keeping that bright reassuring grin on his face.]

Well, I'm afraid I could be quite clumsy on occasion. Clumsy enough to scare off my former black-furred companion.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

[Norah giggles.] All righty!

[She isn't quite convinced, but, well, all seems well enough now!

Unless it wasn't.

Brightly:] Could you use a hand with anything? [Blinks.] Ooh, wait wait wait, that cat's not yours, right? 'Cause I could help you find him! Animals particularly like me!

Um, usually! [That one did go and run off the opposite direction in spite of everything, after all.]

[mrsandalhat]

[It really was getting better, at least enough that he could ignore it until he could down a few painkillers. Sadly which he did not keep on hand. Kisuke got back onto his feet, dusting his pants off.]

Well, I think the question you should be asking is, does the cat consider herself my owner? Because cats don't consider themselves as belonging to anyone but themselves, you know.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

Sure I know! But I thought you would've thought it was weird if I said something like... "You're not that cat's, are you?" [She giggles again, and then she does a double take - still a little of a smile on your mouth.]

Ooh! You do know that cat? I didn't know it was a she...

[mrsandalhat]

There's nothing wrong with being thought of eccentric now and again....keeps people on their toes. [Since people frequently thought Kisuke was weird...in that scientist-lost-in-outer-space weird.]

Oh yes, that was definitely a she. She comes around my place for food and a warm lap once every so often.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

You have a point! [Stated in an oddly decisive fashion.]

Ooh. [She is a come-and-go cat, then, anyhow - she'll come back herself! Norah tilts her head the other way.] Do you call her a name?

[mrsandalhat]

I am speaking from personal experience...

[He shrugs at the mention of a name for the cat.]

I call her Nox. Not very creative, but I figure if at any time she wants to hang around me a bit more she'll let me know what she wants to be called.

You don't have a furry companion of your own?