[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

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[watchingyouasphyxiate]

[Norah giggles.] All righty!

[She isn't quite convinced, but, well, all seems well enough now!

Unless it wasn't.

Brightly:] Could you use a hand with anything? [Blinks.] Ooh, wait wait wait, that cat's not yours, right? 'Cause I could help you find him! Animals particularly like me!

Um, usually! [That one did go and run off the opposite direction in spite of everything, after all.]

[mrsandalhat]

[It really was getting better, at least enough that he could ignore it until he could down a few painkillers. Sadly which he did not keep on hand. Kisuke got back onto his feet, dusting his pants off.]

Well, I think the question you should be asking is, does the cat consider herself my owner? Because cats don't consider themselves as belonging to anyone but themselves, you know.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

Sure I know! But I thought you would've thought it was weird if I said something like... "You're not that cat's, are you?" [She giggles again, and then she does a double take - still a little of a smile on your mouth.]

Ooh! You do know that cat? I didn't know it was a she...

[mrsandalhat]

There's nothing wrong with being thought of eccentric now and again....keeps people on their toes. [Since people frequently thought Kisuke was weird...in that scientist-lost-in-outer-space weird.]

Oh yes, that was definitely a she. She comes around my place for food and a warm lap once every so often.

[watchingyouasphyxiate]

You have a point! [Stated in an oddly decisive fashion.]

Ooh. [She is a come-and-go cat, then, anyhow - she'll come back herself! Norah tilts her head the other way.] Do you call her a name?

[mrsandalhat]

I am speaking from personal experience...

[He shrugs at the mention of a name for the cat.]

I call her Nox. Not very creative, but I figure if at any time she wants to hang around me a bit more she'll let me know what she wants to be called.

You don't have a furry companion of your own?