[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

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[neopianangst]

[Shinji happens to quite like the park, but today, today he's prepared to temporarily reevaluate that as some of Alan's wayward paint comes flying towards him.

He wants to speak up, but oh god what's a shy kid to do?

Mumble.]

You could be more careful with that, you know.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Sorry, Shinji. A mumble is not nearly enough to reach Alan when he's in this state. All he's getting is more paint thrown at him.]

[neopianangst]

[Well then.

Okay, he's gonna do it. He's gonna raise his voice.]

H-Hey!

[wirsinddiejager]

[The painting stops. For a moment, he just stands there, hand raised mid-stroke. Then, just like that, he snaps out of his reverie and turns around, blinking at Shinji.]

What?

[neopianangst]

[...Seriously, dude.]

You're getting that everywhere, you know...

[He gestures to the paint dripping down his cheek, and splattered on his shirt...]

[wirsinddiejager]

...Huh?

[And now he's. Looking around for the first time since he started painting.



Wow that is a lot of paint everywhere.]

Oh. I...didn't notice.

[neopianangst]

[You...didn't notice.

Wow.]

Well, you know now, so...

[wirsinddiejager]

Right! [Thoughtfully:] Maybe I should get a sheet or something next time so I don't get paint on the grass...

[o wait]

...Sorry for the splatter, by the way. I get kind of into this zone when I'm painting, you know, so it can get pretty intense.