[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[neopianangst]

[Well then.

Okay, he's gonna do it. He's gonna raise his voice.]

H-Hey!

[wirsinddiejager]

[The painting stops. For a moment, he just stands there, hand raised mid-stroke. Then, just like that, he snaps out of his reverie and turns around, blinking at Shinji.]

What?

[neopianangst]

[...Seriously, dude.]

You're getting that everywhere, you know...

[He gestures to the paint dripping down his cheek, and splattered on his shirt...]

[wirsinddiejager]

...Huh?

[And now he's. Looking around for the first time since he started painting.



Wow that is a lot of paint everywhere.]

Oh. I...didn't notice.

[neopianangst]

[You...didn't notice.

Wow.]

Well, you know now, so...

[wirsinddiejager]

Right! [Thoughtfully:] Maybe I should get a sheet or something next time so I don't get paint on the grass...

[o wait]

...Sorry for the splatter, by the way. I get kind of into this zone when I'm painting, you know, so it can get pretty intense.