[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm painting.

[He doesn't actually add a duh, but it's pretty clear from his tone that it's implied. What else would he be doing?

He steps aside a little to give a better view of his piece. It's a...not very impressive portrait of Batman. Though it's clear Alan has been giving it his all and the colours aren't bad, the stiff pose and questionable anatomy leave it looking very mediocre.]

[toobig]

I....

[A pause. He adjusts the sleeves of his frumpy sweater idly.]

Meant what. [He's not stupid, Alan.]

[Bertholdt peers at the painting again.]

It's... okay.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan assumes everyone is stupid. The internet can do that to you.]

That's a pretty lame reaction. If you don't like it, just say so. I can handle criticism.

[toobig]

[Well, he's a editor. Writing is a form of art. He has no real knowledge on this subject though, so he only shrugs.]

Just... looks a little funny.