[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[toobig]

I....

[A pause. He adjusts the sleeves of his frumpy sweater idly.]

Meant what. [He's not stupid, Alan.]

[Bertholdt peers at the painting again.]

It's... okay.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan assumes everyone is stupid. The internet can do that to you.]

That's a pretty lame reaction. If you don't like it, just say so. I can handle criticism.

[toobig]

[Well, he's a editor. Writing is a form of art. He has no real knowledge on this subject though, so he only shrugs.]

Just... looks a little funny.