[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yes, Octavia. He hid the crazyface in his pocket. That is where he keeps his faces.

As it is, he's looking completely unfazed by any aloofness or snottiness. Your skills are useless here.]

I'm painting Batman because Batman is awesome. And I paint whatever the hell I want wherever I want.

[drama8om8]

[ Dude. Keeping faces in your pockets is unhygenic. Also weird. Almost as weird as keeping your body inside the back of a huge gross toothy giant's neck and wow this action tag is really running away with me here. Does it even count as an action tag? Why am I still typing?

I'm good at rp. ]

Really. [ MORE HAIRTOSSING! ] Wow! Such a rebel. So dedicated to your freedom of, uh. Expression?

[ Ok she can't look down her nose thanks to height difference, so she kind of. Leans her head back. And looks down her nose like that. Skills. ]

But what if I go get whoever is in charge of parks and I tell them that you are vandalising their property? [ Pointed stare at the paint splatters OHOHOHO ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[...Octavia.

Octavia did you just threaten to tell on Alan.

Tell on him to the Man?

Aw.

Hell.

Naw.]

Damn right, I'm dedicated to my freedom of expression! And I'm not gonna let anyone get in the way of that freedom! So go on, tell whoever you want. Like I give a crap! They'll have to drag me out of this park themselves if they've got a problem with my art!

[drama8om8]

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It's. It's a shitty painting of spiderman, dude, what are you even expressing here.

[wirsinddiejager]

It's Batman! Get it right!

[So much rage. SO MUCH.]

[drama8om8]

But Spiderman is better.

[ NO RAGE. ONLY SICKLY-SWEET SMILES HERE. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

What?! What's so much better about- [Suddenly stopping and getting a thoughtful look on his face.] ...Well, actually, the whole swinging around thing Spiderman does is really cool. But Batman is still better.

[drama8om8]

You don't even know how wrong you are. Spiderman has actual powers that actually do things. And Batman is all bluh bluh I am the night bluh parents are dead bluh and his power is that he is like. Majorly rich or something? Which is a pretty shitty power, wow.

[ wait did that sound nerdy ]

...I watch movies.

[ Better ]

[wirsinddiejager]

But that's why Batman is so cool! He doesn't need any powers to kick ass, he does it because he's trained hard and he's got resolve! Spiderman just got bit by a spider, how lame is that?

[wait this does sound kind of nerdy]

The Batman movies are better than the Spiderman movies, anyway.

[oh yeah he doesn't care about sounding nerdy]

[drama8om8]

Batman is boring! If he doesn't have special powers then he can't be special! Any old loser can make a ton of money and put on a cape and talk in a dumb gravelly voice and be Batman. But Spiderman is unique and can do whatever a spider c--

[ wait brain catching up with words ]

Wait. Excuse me? Tobey Maguire was in the Spiderman movies. Have you ever seen him act? He is an amazing actor and an inspiration to us all.

[ Vriskas love actors who make terrible faces. This is a universal constant. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[You are so lucky Alan is not his preincarnation or he would have punched you already. Except no because Eren would not give a shit about superheroes.]

You just don't get it, do you? Spiderman is a total loser who just gets his powers by a stupid coincidence. Batman worked hard to be as awesome as he is, training for years and inventing all his tools and gadgets. Plus, Batman is a way more interesting character. He's got depth.

[Vriskas have terrible taste!!!]

You're kidding, right? Did you see Spiderman 3? What the fuck was that even.

[drama8om8]

I saw Spiderman 3 eight times. The performances were absolutely fucking flawless and if you didn't like it then it was obviously only because it didn't have enough leather-clad man-asses in it for you.

[ Folds arms in a challenging and defiant manner fuck you that movie was INCREDIBLE!! ]