[TEST] DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

[reapsthewind]

I HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF A GOOD PICTURE SO THANKS LAVVY

Here, have the slightly more relevant song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nLlL1mwKI

Anyway, this is a random scenario test drive meem, since we've had an influx of new potential appers. I am a bit too lazy to make this a proper meem, so you make your own shit up. Here's some inspirational scenarios:

> The Mall. The hell are you doing out in the suburbs, bro? And why is that woman trying so hard to sell you nail polish?
> The Park. MAN IT IS A NICE D-- shit is that a Vermicelli or whatever the monsters are called?
> Arts & Crafts Fair. Cute knit cat cozies! Bad pretzels! YEAH.
> Rainy Day. It's wet and you're stuck at the bus stop. HOW DEGRADING.
> You get an echo while someone else is around. SHIT. PARANOIA TIME.

Or make up your own!

Comments

[schild]

Aw, man, my bad.

[ IS IT INSENSITIVE TO ASK...? Yeah probably. ]

You sure you'll be alright? It's not too bad, is it?

[toobig]

No... it's okay.

[He shrugs it off a little, even if his sweating seems to get worse.]

Everyone... asks about it, I don't mind anymore...

[Wait, why is he telling a stranger that? "Anymore".... Like the blond would care about his baggage.]

[schild]

That must suck.

[ Ryan really didn't mean to make him uncomfortable!! Aw man... ]

Sorry I brought it up, man. You can ask me something embarrassing if you want. That'll make us even!

[toobig]

It's not embarrassing...

[Even if his face is all red and he's fidgeting.]

I'm... used to it.

[schild]

Must get old after a while though, right?

[ You can tell Ryan he's your bro man he just wants to help. ]

[toobig]

Well... it's a condition, it's not lucky or anything.

Why are you prying into his life..........]

[schild]

Nah, I wouldn't've thought so. Except maybe in the winter, huh?

[ Ryan is just nice he wants to helpppppppp ]

[toobig]

Oh... ha, yeah I guess. It gets... chilly though.

[Cold sweat is almost worse, after all.]

Like I said I'm... used to it.