Test drive

[theearth]

Scenarios:

> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> It's raining men vi har paraply It's raining, so seek shelter... Or run into someone because your umbrella is blocking your view, or jump into puddles and get everyone else wetter than they should be.
> Grab a coffee or get a letter You're at work, whatever that is; a coffee shop perhaps, or maybe you work for the FBI or as a kindergarten teacher, or something else entirely. Either way, things happen - maybe you only do your job, but maybe the supernatural suddenly impacts you in ways that you didn't plan on...
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it? Maybe you received something right in the middle of the street, or while riding the bus, at school, or maybe on a date...
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Comments

[goldenflames]

Yeah, I don't think anyone would like it if you were all 'I vant to suck your blood' at people.

[She looks around for anywhere that might be Dani's house.]

[prismaticdestruction]

[Another happy giggle and she looks about.]

Oh! There's my house!

[Normal looking fro the neighborhood. She stops.]

I can go from here if you have things to do Miss Yelena.

[goldenflames]

[Well, there doesn't look like there's any signs of trouble around here.]

I'm not in any rush. [A shrug.]

Vivian Seward | Vivio Takamachi | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

[thesacredheart]

It looks like you're a superhuman yourself

So, everything's fine and it's a totally normal day. Nothing strange at all, right?

Yeah. Nope. There's something that's plenty strange going on right now. Namely, the ten year old blond haired girl who's running really fast, almost as if she's gliding across the ground in a zigzagging motion. A plush bunny is flying after her, waving it's arms pretty frantically. Not that the little girl seems to notice or care.

Until she crashes into someone anyway, sending both her and the person that she crashed into to the ground.

"Why don't you watch where you're going!?" Vivian shouted as soon as she made it to her feet, glaring at her obstacle.

... Someone really should explain how the world works to her. Assuming that she'd even listen anyway.

[no_love_potions]

Keep in mind, extended curfews are on a one-strike system. You're either home at the agreed-upon time or calling to say you're on your way.

[Now with that taken care of.]

There's food for you in the fridge in case you haven't eaten yet.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[She thinks it over for a little, and then nods.]

I think I can manage that. No problem!

[Her eyes brighten up at the mention of food. But she's already turned toward the fridge before she's says.]

Thanks! What did you make?

Laharl | Disgaea

[overlordkun]

Hey!! [ Aww, what an iconic, little, annoying voice... ] Just what is this crap?!

[ Young middle schooler Laharl finds himself propped up over the bathroom sink, network number written over the foggy mirror of his bedroom. Hair wet but also now blue from his previous blonde! Face scrubbed pink as if he'd been struggling in a fierce battle with his morning shower. The very idea someone makes this kid shower is amazing.... ]

And just which one of you network nerds did this to me, huh? I know it was one of ya! [ He'd already thought up a good number of suspects so don't worry. He'll be on the hunt soon-- or as hunter like a thirteen year old can be. ] I an't one of those Otaku like Mao! I. don't. want. anime. hair!! [ Kick and SCREAM till you get your way!! ]

Face the great future KING LAHARL!!

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[vicmegane]

[Something big and heavy thuds against the wall of the bathroom from the adjacent room. Laharl has somehow awoken the Great and Future Nerd Lord Supreme (who only went to bed a few hours ago) with his screaming and Mao is not pleased. It's summer vacation and the older of the brothers has a sleep schedule to die for.]

Could you shut up already?!

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[overlordkun]

MAKE ME, ASSFACE!

[ Why you dirty little Otaku Nerd Lord Mega Kaiser X! Shoving his fist against the wall, damn that little kid can punch. ] I knew it was you!

[ Having lived with this horrible cretin (which boy are we talking about again?) Laharl has been pushed through Mao's many attempts of "grooming" his little brother in 'the way of the waifu'. WHATEVER THAT MEANS, UGH!! Who cares about boobs?! It's all stupid mundane crap that makes you even stupider! ]

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[drama8om8]

That is 8EYOND anime hair, 8ro. That is like.

Super anime.

MEGA anime.

ANIMEGA.

[vicmegane]

You knew what was me?

[There's stomping foot falls and Mao throws his side of the bathroom's door open with a flourish befitting the oldest son of the man single handedly taking over the casino business in the city that never sleeps. Of course Mao is a lot less intimidating than his dad, only fifteen and still a little pudgy and lame and just barely out of his freshman year of high school. He looks tired and the curly mess of white hair on his head really doesn't add to anything-- wait, white?]

[It doesn't seem like Laharl's hair is the only thing that's changed over night. Speaking of his hair though, he notices Laharl's right away.]

What did you do?!

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[overlordkun]

AAAAGHH!! [ Slamming his fists against this sink, someone is way used to getting his way. Wow, calm down there toddler-chan. ]

Somebody wants their frickin ass kicked, that's what! Their gonna PAY because I'm NOT an ANIMEGA!

[overlordkun]

[ Mao... you've calmed the beast for perhaps a few moments of this good earth's time. Blinking, confused, wait-- what? Mao... ] Is this some kinda disease you got for living in your room all summer.....?

[ Not even thinking about his own problems, no... Mao's always the freakier one. Is this going to be like that one Brad Pitt movie, is Mao going to become and adult baby!!!?? ]

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[drama8om8]

Animini, then? Anibaby? Anibae?

[ TIME TO LAUGH OBNOXIOUSLY AT HER OWN JOKES. Such class. ]

The hair doesn't lie, dude! You're more anime than actual animes.

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[overlordkun]

[ HE'S GOING TO RIP IT OUT!! Hands already griping the sides of his poor head. ]

NO WAY!! I've seen some of Mao's animes! I cant be that bad! [ Anime is for gross stupid nerds, Laharl refuses! ]

[vicmegane]

[Mao had lived in his room all summer. The perks of living in a hotel included room service and he literally had not left the entire time. There was nothing more important than keeping up with /r/animefigures and 100% his newest Playstation and Vita games after all.]

I don't have a disease you little mycoplasm!

[Mao is also in AP Sciences when he actually goes to school.]

What did you do to your hair? Dad'll shave it off!

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[drama8om8]

You're worse. This is literally you right now.

[ Just going to. Hold up a picture. ]



It is one hundred percent accurate! You are doomed as shit.

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[vicmegane]

[Between Laharl's screaming and the incessant notifications on his phone, Mao can't sleep despite only having gone to bed an hour or so ago. So Mao finally turns over and looks at his brother's stupid post.]

[Then he blanches and begins to type.]

Excuse me? Who do you think you are to insult the intricate and delicate cultures of Japanese animation?

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[honestopinion]

[right on, brother.]

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

My name is Hayao Miyazaki. You might have heard of me????????

[ O C T A V I A ]

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[vicmegane]

Hayao Miyazaki wouldn't stoop as low as to call his art form something as stupid as ""animega"". Besides, Miyazki-san doesn't know English you frickin' pleb.

Try again.

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[overlordkun]

UMM... [ Oh boy, what's with the smirk? ]

I hate to tell you, but I'm at least a cool looking anime. Sorry, try again.

[drama8om8]

PLE8?
PLE8????????
Who the fuck calls some8ody a PLE8. That's dum8 as shit. YOU'RE dum8 as shit!
I am Tavia Serket and I call the anniemays whatever the fuck I want. Animegas. Animus. Animecondas. Annamontanas. CAN'T 8E TAMED!!!!!!!!

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[drama8om8]

Dude. No. Your entire body is smaller than Bara McBeefypoint's index finger.

[vicmegane]

You sound upset.

[Like he'd cater to this... /b/ user.]