Test drive

[theearth]

Scenarios:

> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> It's raining men vi har paraply It's raining, so seek shelter... Or run into someone because your umbrella is blocking your view, or jump into puddles and get everyone else wetter than they should be.
> Grab a coffee or get a letter You're at work, whatever that is; a coffee shop perhaps, or maybe you work for the FBI or as a kindergarten teacher, or something else entirely. Either way, things happen - maybe you only do your job, but maybe the supernatural suddenly impacts you in ways that you didn't plan on...
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it? Maybe you received something right in the middle of the street, or while riding the bus, at school, or maybe on a date...
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Comments

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[overlordkun]

AAAAGHH!! [ Slamming his fists against this sink, someone is way used to getting his way. Wow, calm down there toddler-chan. ]

Somebody wants their frickin ass kicked, that's what! Their gonna PAY because I'm NOT an ANIMEGA!

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[drama8om8]

Animini, then? Anibaby? Anibae?

[ TIME TO LAUGH OBNOXIOUSLY AT HER OWN JOKES. Such class. ]

The hair doesn't lie, dude! You're more anime than actual animes.

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[overlordkun]

[ HE'S GOING TO RIP IT OUT!! Hands already griping the sides of his poor head. ]

NO WAY!! I've seen some of Mao's animes! I cant be that bad! [ Anime is for gross stupid nerds, Laharl refuses! ]

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[drama8om8]

You're worse. This is literally you right now.

[ Just going to. Hold up a picture. ]



It is one hundred percent accurate! You are doomed as shit.

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[overlordkun]

UMM... [ Oh boy, what's with the smirk? ]

I hate to tell you, but I'm at least a cool looking anime. Sorry, try again.

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[drama8om8]

Dude. No. Your entire body is smaller than Bara McBeefypoint's index finger.

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[overlordkun]

Now you just sound J E A L O U S

[ Laharl.... (most) girls don't want to be bara. ]

Another cool picture of me.

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[drama8om8]

And you are roughly the size of that guy's nipples. In fact, that is your new name! You are Nipple now.

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[overlordkun]

JUST TRY AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE ＡＮＤ Ｉ'ＬＬ ＢＵＲＮ ＹＯＵ ＡＬＩＶＥ!!

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[drama8om8]

Nipple.

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[drama8om8]

Nipple nipple nipple.

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[drama8om8]

Nnnnnnnniiiiiiiipppppppppppppppplllllllleeeeeeee.

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[overlordkun]

You know what? I can summon meteors now. I'm going to hack your ip and find out who you are and send one right to your house. BOOM! CRASH! BANGGG--! Then you'll respect me and my future kingdom.

I'll start with Las Vegas but then all of America, and then the world! [ Then dad will be sorry he took Laharl's 3DS away!! ]

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[drama8om8]

Yuh-huh, Sephiroth. Summon all the meteors you want! I will deflect all of them with my. Magical powers? That I. Totally have and am not making up.

They're rad.

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[vicmegane]

[Between Laharl's screaming and the incessant notifications on his phone, Mao can't sleep despite only having gone to bed an hour or so ago. So Mao finally turns over and looks at his brother's stupid post.]

[Then he blanches and begins to type.]

Excuse me? Who do you think you are to insult the intricate and delicate cultures of Japanese animation?

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[honestopinion]

[right on, brother.]

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

My name is Hayao Miyazaki. You might have heard of me????????

[ O C T A V I A ]

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[vicmegane]

Hayao Miyazaki wouldn't stoop as low as to call his art form something as stupid as ""animega"". Besides, Miyazki-san doesn't know English you frickin' pleb.

Try again.

[drama8om8]

PLE8?
PLE8????????
Who the fuck calls some8ody a PLE8. That's dum8 as shit. YOU'RE dum8 as shit!
I am Tavia Serket and I call the anniemays whatever the fuck I want. Animegas. Animus. Animecondas. Annamontanas. CAN'T 8E TAMED!!!!!!!!

[vicmegane]

You sound upset.

[Like he'd cater to this... /b/ user.]

[drama8om8]

You sound GAY.

[ THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK ]

[vicmegane]

You sound retarded. Need some help?

[drama8om8]

You sound like you need a punch in the face! And I INSIST on helping. >::::|

[vicmegane]

Like you could beat me with your tiny baby arms.

[Mao not everyone offline is a skinny nerdlord like you.]

You're probably littler than my stupid brother.

[drama8om8]

I'm an immortal fairy with mind control powers and my hus8ando is an actual literal giant.