Test drive

[theearth]

Scenarios:

> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> It's raining men vi har paraply It's raining, so seek shelter... Or run into someone because your umbrella is blocking your view, or jump into puddles and get everyone else wetter than they should be.
> Grab a coffee or get a letter You're at work, whatever that is; a coffee shop perhaps, or maybe you work for the FBI or as a kindergarten teacher, or something else entirely. Either way, things happen - maybe you only do your job, but maybe the supernatural suddenly impacts you in ways that you didn't plan on...
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it? Maybe you received something right in the middle of the street, or while riding the bus, at school, or maybe on a date...
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Comments

[drama8om8]

You sound like you need a punch in the face! And I INSIST on helping. >::::|

[vicmegane]

Like you could beat me with your tiny baby arms.

[Mao not everyone offline is a skinny nerdlord like you.]

You're probably littler than my stupid brother.

[drama8om8]

I'm an immortal fairy with mind control powers and my hus8ando is an actual literal giant.

[vicmegane]

Like I'd believe that!

[A pause.]

[A long pause.]

Wait, you're a girl?

[drama8om8]

Are you saying that my feminine charms 8n't immedi8tely o8vious?
8ecause if so then I will 8e forced to repeat my earlier offer of a punch to the face just fyi.

[vicmegane]

Courier font really doesn't portray a femininity! Maybe if you wrote something... hand written... Then I could analyse the strokes and see how feminine you were!

[drama8om8]

TAVIA NO

[vicmegane]

That doesn't look too girly but I'll believe you!

So... you like anime?

CRYING

[drama8om8]

Uh. Some of it is pretty ok, I guess? I am kind of in it for the hot yaois and the explosions. Or 8oth!
What happened to the ple8 shit. Are you so easily intimid8ted 8y a 8adass lady?

marry me louise

[vicmegane]

Well obviously you just need properly educated on the subject, milady. Especially if you only like gross fujoshit like yaoi harem anime! Explosions are fine though, I guess.

Could I perhaps interest you in this gem?

1/3

[drama8om8]

Did you just m'lady me.

2/3

[drama8om8]

And link me some moe8lo8-looking shit.

3/3

[drama8om8]

*M'oe8lo8.

[vicmegane]

It isn't "moe blob shit" you uncultured sw

You just haven't seen anything GOOD. Like this for example! This made me cry!

[drama8om8]

What the fuck did you just su8ject me to?
There wasn't even ONE explosion!

[vicmegane]

Mitsudomoe is part of the very foundation of moe!

This one has an explosion.