Test drive

[theearth]

Scenarios:

> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> It's raining men vi har paraply It's raining, so seek shelter... Or run into someone because your umbrella is blocking your view, or jump into puddles and get everyone else wetter than they should be.
> Grab a coffee or get a letter You're at work, whatever that is; a coffee shop perhaps, or maybe you work for the FBI or as a kindergarten teacher, or something else entirely. Either way, things happen - maybe you only do your job, but maybe the supernatural suddenly impacts you in ways that you didn't plan on...
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it? Maybe you received something right in the middle of the street, or while riding the bus, at school, or maybe on a date...
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Comments

FINALLY, SAVETHEEARTH IS PLAYABLE

[vicmegane]

[Mao switches to text, because he feels a little better off that way. He cracks his knuckles and gets to typing.]

Depends on whether or not you have shit taste, I guess.

Pick: Lucky Star or Azumanga Daoih.

[honestopinion]

Ahhhh, what kinda question is that?
If you knew anything you'd pick both.

[vicmegane]

... All right, I'll take it, but only if you agree that Miyuki-chan is the only thing that makes Lucky Star standable.

How about this?

[honestopinion]

........

[He's rasing a brow at you, dude.]

You mean, Kagami-san is best girl? Because, yesh, then you're right.

I love Mitsudomoe /^o^/

[vicmegane]

You think I'll talk to someone who has trashy taste? I bet you only like Kagami-chan because she's tsukkomi, masochist.

*Yes

[honestopinion]

NO!

I like Kagami-chan because she's best girl, dickcheese! Miyuki-chan is for, like, dudes with power fantasies. [That's what r/moe says...] That an't me.

[vicmegane]

Kagami-chan is for masochists who fetishize tsundere! You just want her to step on you or something!

Miyuki-chan should be cherished as a proper girlfriend, not some dungeon mistress.

[honestopinion]

W-Why would I want a girl to step on me, huh? That's stupid!!

Miyuki's shit tier, you got shit tastes! The perfect tsundere waifu is all you need, she's tough but sugary sweet on the inside. What's not to love?

[vicmegane]

You don't even like good anime, why should I expect you to like the best girl?

Lucky Star is shit tier. Watch something good!

There's nothing to love about a girl who abuses you. You should like a girl who's sweet and takes care of you when you're sick, and who always goes to class and can cook well! That's the essence of moe.

[honestopinion]

Don't you.

EVER
disrespect my waifu

like you have.


Right now.

ever again.

I will goggle your ip and take you down myself, you little bitch.

[vicmegane]

[Mao adjusts his glasses and cackles. What a little piece of shit.]

You can't google an IP address, retard. Maybe if you didn't like shit tier anime no one would call your waifu a shit.

I thought I might actually find someone intellectually sound on here but I guess I was mistaken.

[honestopinion]

Um, no one uses spoiler text here. You're an obvious 4chaner and any chaner that talks about the chan outside the chan is cancer, retard.

[vicmegane]

You sound 12, summerfag.

Don't change the subject.

[honestopinion]

only summerfags talk about summer break. Adults got no time to remember high school. adults like me

[vicmegane]

I bet your mommy put you on the bus this morning.

What other anime do you like? Or video games? I want to see if your taste is shit to the core.

[honestopinion]

nah, the subway is pretty easy to get on myself.

Evangelion for starters because it's the best anime every made.

[vicmegane]

You sound poor too.

NGE is all right as far as the culture goes, but Madoka is far superior.