Relationship Table Meme

[destinedforrock]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

&<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

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[detectivetroll]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lyall	Already dating Smart Similar sense of humor Caring We've been through a lot together The wolf thing is really endearing Attractive Easy to talk to Value his opinion I trust him There's no one else I'd rather be with	Coming up on dating four months Never dated anyone longer than that Somehow I will screw this up Also probably need a huge furniture and clothes budget
Yuji	We know pretty much everything about each other We're practically married without the romance He's my partner He's attractive and he knows it He can keep up with me I've known him longer than anyone We'd be lost without each other	We're already codependent enough We know pretty much everything about each other Actually just see entire pro side
Melissa	She's pretty much my best friend Smart We have the same sense of humor We've been through a lot together Attractive Easy to talk to We're practically twins We're going through a lot of the same stuff I don't know what I'd do without her	We're practically twins It's weird We tried it already kind of She and Karl are great together
Xander	We've already dated We've lived together before, mostly successfully We had some great times Still attractive Still care about him Still want to be part of his life	We've already dated It failed spectacularly We don't really know each other anymore He could be dangerous We're better off as friends
Anthony	Already family Smart Great sense of humor, when he shows it Compassionate We've been through a lot together I want to protect him Easy to talk to Value his opinion I trust him	I can't replace his parents I don't really know what I'm doing Somehow I will screw this up Platonic in case that wasn't clear
Kotetsu	We've been through a hell of a lot I wouldn't have made it through any of this without him For awhile it was just us He's attractive I trust him It's fun to tease him We're a lot alike	We're a lot alike We'd never talk about anything unless drunk There's too much he doesn't remember

[dominateartimus]

Good to know that you still care about me and I don't blame you for thinking that I'm dangerous.

[espigeonage]

Oh, no, Julien knows far too many people...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Isabela Costa	Already friends-with-benefits Really hot Enjoys storytelling, has an interesting life Doesn't judge Not really put off by the bird thing Has been there when needed	Allergic to commitment/being in a serious relationship Sometimes cruel Knives always now; also, whipped cream cleanup :( Can I talk to her about serious things? This might not last
Ariel Boisvert	Good friend Cute! Still thinks I look good Fun Didn't hold "hey I'd date you" against me. Ridiculous ears. :D	I work a lot with her father Involved with Killian and seems thoroughly monogamous I don't like worrying her Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Misato Katsuragi	She's pretty hot Has been kind Interested in me? Penguin!	I haven't seen or talked to her in a while. Is she interested in me? Would hate or pity me if I told her some things
Liam Benedict	Dorky-cute He's a good guy Funny even if he doesn't mean to be Ridiculous ears. :D	Really a child What even is his sexuality? I could not survive long vegan Hard to imagine telling him things
Gabriel West	Really, stupidly good looking Clearly wants to help me We're both really not serious Good guy Ridiculous ears. And lets me play with them! :D	Actually old as balls Incompatible orientation Possibly becoming something divine Doesn't understand just why I hate my pulses or use athelas Does he trust me? Would he hate or pity me? It'll never happen and that's okay, but it's fun to play with
Alexi Angel	Seems all right Wants to be friends, I instinctively wanna oblige Understands something about wings	Way, way too young! Turning into something divine Actually has convenient hideable wings :/
Fil Darens	Was afraid of me, is loyal and overcame that Easy to talk to, relaxed Facial hair! :D	Orientation? Would hate or pity me if I told him some things Mentioning it could ruin a good thing Bird periods
Aaron Strider	Attractive in an "older man" kind of way Was there last year for a lot of pivotal events I try to live in a way he'd approve of Calming influence, very sane I could tell him anything I love him	The power dynamic there was weird Probably straight, plus I'm a freak I think I see him as more a father figure anyway Forgot everything He kept secrets from me He barely cares about me now

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

"Allergic"? You do know I was married once, right?

[saviorsoul]

It's not my fault, Julien. 8(

She doesn't actually go here aka literal puppy crushes

[notbloody]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Eugen	Really nice Wants to make Siiri happy, too! Gives good scratches and pettings lives nearby	Had no treats on him possibly taken, though he didn't smell of anything
Danielle	A real hero knows how to carry a puppy saviour on a white steed!	...I haven't really met her all that often
Killian	Fun and really good to talk to lets me ride on his shoulder and I can ride his family's dogs and I like his family I could probably get some sausage out of him	Pretty firmly taken. He has a cat. He lives kind of far away.
Katie	Bought me dog treats but once you get to know her she's really nice!	She's a bit confused with life kind of jumpy and slow on the uptake

[drama8om8]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alan Hunter-Serket	Loving husbando DAT ASS Sparkly eyes straight from the animes Cutie babby cheekums and AN EIGHT-PACK and omg <3 Doesn't let me walk all over him ...Most of the time Strong and cool and heroic Super fun Is Alan and therefore perfect in every way	Kind of murdered me a little that one time Is developing a severe crazystaring problem
Walter Wally Price	Second-best hair in the entire numbers club Majorly fun to pick on Looks super great in kitty ear headbands	W E E N I E Is a bro oh god it would be so weird Ponchos tho Would probably make the scrunchyface while Doing The Do
Eri Ampora	Eyebrows Can take a punch surprisingly well	Is Eri No seriously do I even have to put anything else What a douchebag I will punch those beautiful eyebrows right off his fucking face Wait what
Roxy Karow Kurr Kuposawa ???	Pretty great at the smooching Hells of fun Would totally be open to an OT3 situation with Alan too	How do I spell her last name even Would try to top and it would be incredibly embarrassing (for her) (wow) Filthy texting would be a typo-ridden nightmare I am only 8% lesbian
Danny Fenton	Not afraid to wear spandex in public Pretty great friend I saw a fanart of us this one time that was surprisingly hot	WEEEEEEEENIE Wally would cry Might have been the White Text Guy in our past lives What if he went intangible at delicate moments oh god
Simon Fucking Edwards	Uh	Dude is into some WEIRD SHIT Seriously read the fic oh my fuck is probably a fat fifty-year old neckbeard eww
Captain Levi Gremlin	No No No.	Is like eighty years old Is unappreciative of my incredible genius and creativity Wow what an asshole Actual gremlin

[dirtdevil]

wow rude

[gogoghostpowers]

Wait.

Which fanart is this, exactly?

[waltharius]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alan Hunter-Serket	Excellent friend Passionate? Likes Agro	Weirdness Might be slightly insane Married to other best friend Seriously the insanity thing is an issue
Octavia Serket-Hunter	Another excellent friend Nice hair... if she straightened it! Pretty	More weirdness Does NOT like Agro, which is an automatic dealbreaker Married to other best friend Would constantly pick on me
Danny Fenton	Friendly! ...usually Real life superhero Actually pretty great	...until you make him crabby Taken Octavia would never leave us alone He probably thinks I'm a huge jerk now Maximum weirdness
Eri Ampora	Um ... Nice house?	Not a nice person Harasses best friends Enough said, really

[drama8om8]

...'IF I STRAIGHTENED IT?'

[yerawizarderi]

I'we got a nice ass too. But sure, focus on the house, I guess.

[wirsinddiejager]

Hey I am not crazy.

[gogoghostpowers]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Octavia Serket(-Hunter???)	Fun to hang with, once she isn't being vaguely threatening Knew her in my weird alien past life! Filthy rich Uhhhh Hmmm	I already have a girlfriend. Kinda brash And loud I have nightmares where she eats me alive sometimes Also she's already taken too
Walter Price	Has pretty cool hair Sane Chill when he's not being a KNOW-IT-ALL DOUCHE	I already have a girlfriend. can be a know-it-all douche Cascada always plays in the background when we're in the same room together and it's really uncomfortable also I'm (probably) not gay
Danielle M.	Pretty cool! Doesn't make fun of me that much Must have been close in our past lives!	I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. she was probably my past-life sister. also she's like ten.
Robyn Lyre	my fangirl (a real life honest to god fangirl) thinks I'm ultra-cool Makes me feel like a badass all the time	I ALREADY. HAVE. A GIRLFRIEND. that's literally like the only thing stopping me lbr
Skyler Veracruz	I already sleep with a photo of him under my pillow so I can punch his stupid face late at night when I start thinking about him. apparently I already have a hateboner for him.	OH MY GOD I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I'm probably(?) not gay. hate-relationships are WEIRD.
Roxy Kurosawa	fellow intangibro helped me draw dicks all over the school that one time doesn't think I'm a massive dork (okay yes she does but in a lovable kind of way, right?) must have also known me in a past life! i would totally trust her with my (half-)life.	THE GIRLFRIEND SLOT IS ALREADY TAKEN I don't think I'm cool enough for her.

[drama8om8]

Soooooooo. Looks like I am literally the girl of your dreams! I can't say I'm surprised.

[waltharius]

...you like my hair?

[scarlet_devil]

You might want to mention you have a girlfriend one more time, just so everyone's clear!

[originaloddcouple]

Yeah, uh, sorry.

But we're happily married, thank you very much.

[originaloddcouple]

But as for befriending!

We have plenty to talk about that!

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everyone	They're probably good people! We're all too happy to help!	Nothing on the top of my head.
Aliens	We're sure we could work something out. Maybe talk it out. Exchange some information, generally work things out.	They probably aren't up for that. They seem kind of rude.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Oh goodness, this is probably going to be long...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Julien	Wonderfully convenient, as we do this all the time Remarkably good houseguest Charming Lanky Keeps things light and interesting No, really, very interesting. Doesn't ask too many questions I can trust him more than most people I know I like his company	I might break him one of these days, and it might not be by accident Sometimes, I think he might want more than I'm prepared to give Going to miss certain things about him if he goes full-bird Our definition of "fun" doesn't always match up Hard to go places with him after dark I don't actually want to hurt him
Anders	We've known each other forever He understands me in ways a lot of people don't We've been through just about everything together He's really kind of adorable with animals Was always my favorite partner-in-crime, sometimes literally. Always knew how to surprise me in bed Still my friend, even after all this time	Bloody hell, we've known each other forever He's not as fun as he used to be The Goth look really never quite works for him He's judgmental sometimes Also sometimes forgets we live in a world where ideals don't always work He's seen me at my worst, and he doesn't like it We've grown apart in a lot of ways Getting harder to talk to him about some things Does he really forgive me for everything I've put him through?
Fil	More adorable than he realizes Likes weapons as much as I do Brought good alcohol to my birthday party Fun drinking partner Willing to share Likes my writing Friend of Julien's, so probably trustworthy Easy to talk to	Bit prudish Don't think he's interested in anything beyond platonics Do we ever do things besides drink? Protective bugger Was in my house without asking, even if that was Julien's fault
Blaine	Clever Has a mischievous streak Likes messing with people as much as I do Could be an excellent partner in crime, possibly literally	Bit taciturn Does she ever smile? Not sure of orientation... She is legal, right? Julien's cousin, not sure how she feels about family hat tricks
Hjalti	Seems entertaining Has a good sense of humor Likes a good fight Likes my writing Willing to pull pranks Could be an excellent partner in crime Has a healthy appetite for good food and drink, I think?	Don't actually know all that well? Might be a touch prudish; hard to tell for certain May try to kill me at some point if I cross a line too many Probably nothing more than friends.
Killian	Too adorable for words sometimes Makes good company Doesn't overstay his welcome Doesn't ask too many questions Friendly Likes a good joke, most of the time Can fight well Knows a good suggestion when he hears one Easy to please	Practically jailbait Taken and seems distressingly monogamous Too concerned with what other people think sometimes Has a bit of a killjoy streak
Ariel	Has pretty hair So easy to make blush! Cavity-inducingly sweet Playful Bet she'd look even better dolled up	A little too idealistic Kind of naive So much she needs to learn Don't think she'd bat for her own team Seems distressingly monogamous
Liam	Handsome like a California boy Cute smile Lanky Pretty eyes Has conviction Seems like he could be fun to corrupt	Bloody helpless Doesn't know a thing about tossing salads on any level Most pathetically idealistic treehugger I've ever met Needs a girl, but I'd probably break him permanently if I tried
Gabriel	Friend of Julien's Has a nice home One of the prettiest men I've ever met Seems friendly	I think I might owe him a new desk Not sure which team he bats for Not sure if he's even playing the game Don't know very well at all

[espigeonage]

Friend of mine is on the pro side? Nice.

/not gonna comment on breaking and missing certain things

Okay, who'd be best for a threesome, hypothetically?

[sylvanguard]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Killian	Excellent boyfriend Hot Best friend Easy to get along with	Not always great with the whole talking out problems Occasionally Awkward Shorter than me Works way too hard
Liam	Likes nature Friendly Elf Letting me crash at his family's place	Acts like a kid Can be a handful Dislikes Killian for no reason ???
Julien	Best friend Pretty cute Easy to talk to	Too hard on himself In a not!relationship ???? crazy tall
Gabriel	Elf Friends of the family Really attractive Good person to talk to	Too attractive Same age as my uncle.. I think ???
Thorin	Best uncle ever Head of the family Good to talk to about most stuff Gave my past self the name Titania	Happily married to my aunt. Dwarf?
Fil	Friend Good heart Friendly cute	Killian's not!brother Cousin
Isabela	Really attractive Confident Holds nothing back	Trouble Not my thing Intimidating
Blaine	Up front Honest	Turns into a giant? Scary Killian hates her
Katie	Nice to talk with Interesting perspectives	Minor Jaded
Emilia	Sweet girl friendly	Vampire?
Hjalti	Part of the family Killian's dad Tough as nails	Troll!!! Intimidating

[espigeonage]

Why's "crazy tall" a con? I haven't hit my head on anything in... three weeks, and that was a glancing blow.

[scarlet_devil]

I don't think it's fair to call something I can't help a con.

[dead_black_eyes]

&

NAME	PROS	CONS
Belle Goldman	Pretty We've slept together once already Smells clean and washes hands fastidiously	Was my therapist for years Objectively out of my league Seemed to regret sleeping with me
Annabel Lyons	I want to see her nose Seems bossy, but I kind of like that	We've never actually spoken aside from text
Jonas Brothers	Nice to me Accommodating Friendly Thinks I'm funny	Maybe sees me as childish Unfathomable taste in movies Roleplays as Welcome Bears
Sho	Attractive Probably never boring Probably has access to REALLY good drugs and alcohol	Out of my league In a position to judge me pretty harshly
Naomi Kimishima	Intelligent Willing to talk about echoes	A mother
Xander	Seemed attracted to me at at least one point	It was in a really creepy way and was more off-putting than flattering. Also not real due to a doppelganger.

[dominateartimus]

I'm still sorry that you had to deal with that.