SCHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS meme

[siesinddasessen]

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS!!!!



RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION (that they definitely didn't mean to make...)!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

nicked from eachdraidh who nicked the idea from lastvoyages

Comments

[siesinddasessen]

I THINK I STARTED TO CARE ABOUT MY COUSIN'S WELL-BEING BEYOND IT BEING USEFUL FOR ME! ...AND POSSIBLY ABOUT MORE PEOPLE! AND IT SCARES ME!

[espigeonage]

WHAT?

[sylvanguard]

YOU'RE KIND OF SCARY AS IT. MAYBE IT'S GOOD FOR YOU TO BE A LITTLE SCARED AS WELL

[onecream_fivesugar]

DON'T BE SCARED! JUST EMBRACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[espigeonage]

EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN MONTHS I'M STILL REALLY BROKEN UP ABOUT LOSING AARON!

WHEN THAT HAPPENED I BASICALLY KINDA LOST A FUNDAMENTAL PART OF MY FAITH IN HUMANITY OR ABILITY TO TRUST OR SOMETHING AND IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A VERY BIG DEAL.

I HATE TURNING INTO AN ANIMAL SO MUCH! IT'S TERRIFYING, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WILL STOP, AND I RESENT ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY FUCKING SHAPESHIFTERS!

I'M PRETTY SURE IF I CAN'T PLEASE ISABELLA SHE'LL LEAVE AND I REALLY DON'T WANT THAT! I LIKE HER A LOT.

[sylvanguard]

DUDE, I'M SORRY LIFE HAS BEEN HARD FOR YOU. I WISH I COULD DO MORE TO HELP YOU.

[youngestone]

I KINDA MAYBE SORTA GOT MARRIED.

KINDA.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

NOTHING LEGAL BUT THERE'S THAT.

[disdainfully]

WHAT

[arrowpoint]

I EAT OREOS AND THEY'RE NOT ORGANIC.

ALSO I FEEL SUPER NOT MANLY HAVING NIGHTMARES AT THIS AGE.

ALSO I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN.

[youngestone]

BUT THEY ARE VEGAN.

FRANKLY THAT'S WHAT WOULD WORRY ME THE MOST: CREAM COOKIES THAT ARE VEGAN.

[neopianangst]

I'M ADDICTED TO NEOPETS.COM!!!!

[youngestone]

....THERE ARE WORSE THINGS?

this meme was made for me

[wirsinddiejager]

I THINK I MAY POSSIBLY BE GOING KIND OF CRAZY BECAUSE OF MY ECHOES

[scramasax]

CRAZY IN WHAT WAY??

[scramasax]

I THINK THAT "ECHOES" IS A STUPID TERM AND THAT WE ARE ALL BEING ACTED ON BY GOD.

I SINCERELY MISS SCHOOL AND FOR DIFFERENT REASONS IT'S SOMEWHAT AWKWARD THAT MY GUARDIAN IS DATING MY PREVIOUS TEACHER. PROBABLY ONLY FOR ME, I MEAN.

THERE ARE TIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING BY OPENLY LETTING MY LIFE BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT ACTUALLY HAS TO BE.

I MISS SO MANY PEOPLE AND I MAY HAVE HAD A SLIGHT CRUSH ON ONE OF THEM.

SOMETIMES I LITERALLY JUST WANT A HUG. 8(

[siesinddasessen]

THEN ASK PEOPLE TO HUG YOU

AND FIND A DIFFERENT TERM. USE PULSES.

[drama8om8]

MY WALK-IN CLOSET IS ACTUALLY NOT A CLOSET ANY MORE BECAUSE I CONVERTED IT INTO A SECRET NIC CAGE SHRINE.

I ACT LIKE A GIANT STUPID DUMB ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I AM NOT ACTUALLY SUPER LIKABLE AND I WOULD RATHER PEOPLE HATE ME THAN JUST FORGET I EXIST.

ERI'S EYEBROWS ARE INCREDIBLE AND THAT EATS ME UP INSIDE.

[wirsinddiejager]

SHUT UP YOU ARE TOTALLY LIKABLE.

[charcoalfeather]

I WATCH WAY TOO MUCH ANIME.

ALSO I THINK MY WINGS ARE STUPID.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

SO YOU'RE A WINGABOO.

[radiantchicken]

I STILL SECRETLY LIKE TO TEAR APART CARDBOARD BOXES WITH MY BEAK WHEN I'M ALONE!

[espigeonage]

THAT SOUNDS REALLY CUTE AND ALSO SORT OF LIKE FUN!

[chalicejoker]

I ACTUALLY SOMETIMES ENJOY HAMMING IT UP AS THE LORD OF THE BUGMEN BECAUSE THEN I CAN GET AWAY WITH CRAP I'D NEVER SAY OR DO OTHERWISE.

[charcoalfeather]

THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN, EVEN IF IT'S KIND OF MEAN!

[italktofish]

GOLDFISH CAN'T ACTUALLY CARRY ON A CONVERSATION AS WELL AS I HAVE LED EVERYONE TO BELIEVE!

[oncedevil]

HOW COULD YOU DECEIVE ME?

[wonk]

I JOKEFLIRST A LOT W TAVIA 2 HIE THE FACT ID TTLY GO OUT W HER IF SHE ASKED

MY FRIENDS KEEP DROPPING OR DYING AND IM WORRIED IM GONNA END UP ALONE BC IM SHIT @ MAKING NEW ONES

I DRINK

LIKE A LOT

I THINK ITS BEOMCING A PROBLEM

[drama8om8]

EVERYBODY WOULD GO OUT WITH ME IF I ASKED OKAY GOD THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT AS A CONFESSION

 

 

WAIT ARE YOU DRINKING RIGHT NOW

[oncedevil]

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON DIRK FOR A YEAR AND IT'S PATHETIC AS HELL.

I AM ALSO REALLY AFRAID OF RIDING IN CARS. AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING IN MY LIFE NOW. ESPECIALLY THE MAFIA.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ACTUALLY USELESS AS FAR AS THIS WHOLE HERO SHIT GOES AND AM PRETTY DETERMINED TO SABOTAGE MYSELF BECAUSE SUCCEEDING IS WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.

I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A MONSTER AND THAT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE ONLY PUT UP WITH ME BECAUSE THEY PITY ME.

[dead_black_eyes]

THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU SO I WON'T TRY.

I'M HERE THOUGH AND I KNOW. SO.

[dead_black_eyes]

WHETHER YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ME OR NOT, I LET YOU DOWN.

[oncedevil]

No you didn't. You kept your word. Even if it was hell.

[gogoghostpowers]

MY MIDDLE NAME IS "MADELINE FENTON"!

[youngestone]

....SERIOUSLY?

[grannyfucker]

I'M ONLY SHY IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE I'M TOO SCARED TO BE THE DOUCHEBAG I REALLY AM WHEN PEOPLE CAN TIE IT BACK TO ME AND I CAN FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR IT

BUT I PROMISE, I REALLY AM A NICE GUY DEEP DOWN INSIDE UNDERNEATH ALL THE TURDINESS




ALSO I'M NOT ACTUALLY SIMON EDWARDS

[charcoalfeather]

YOU'RE ALSO DEAD

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'M NOT A VIRGIN. OR AN ASEXUAL, FFS.

[disdainfully]

IS THERE A REASON FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT?

[greenisthenewblack]

I'M ACTUALLY AN INTERNATIONALLY WANTED SUPERVILLAIN!

...AND I ONLY HAVE, LIKE, $500 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AT ANY GIVEN TIME, IF I'M LUCKY.

I'M SUCH A GOOD ROLE MODEL.

[umbrael]

TECHNICALLY AS A SUPERVILLAIN WOULDN'T YOUR SHITTY FUNDS MAKE YOU A GREAT ROLEMODEL??

I MEAN SOME OF US ARE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SERVE AS A WARNING TO OTHERS RIGHT

[proudbraveandtall]

I LIKE TO TROLL MY SON WITH CONDOM BASKETS AND DISNEY SONGS AND MAKE HIM THINK I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS LIFE AND EMBARRASS THE HELL OUT OF HIM.

I'M ALSO FINDING THE AMOUNT OF ABUSE HE AND MY NEPHEW CAN PUT UP WITH HYSTERICAL (GOOD THING FOR DURABILITY EH).

AND I'M NOT MISSING BEING TALL AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD.

AND IF ANYONE'S DYING IN THIS LIFE IT'S GOING TO BE ME. I CAN'T FAIL AGAIN.

[youngestone]

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU SOMETIMES DAD.

NO DYING.

[waltharius]

I'VE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED CUTTING MY HAIR SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE. IT'S ONE LESS THING MY PARENTS WOULD BUG ME ABOUT.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT.

MAYBE.

ALSO I HAD NO REAL FRIENDS BEFORE DISCOVERING THIS NETWORK AND THAT'S SO PATHETIC AND SAD.

[gogoghostpowers]

ME NEITHER

...ABOUT THE FRIEND THING, NOT THE HAIR THING

(AND I THINK YOUR HAIR BELONGS IN A L'OREAL COMMERCIAL, WHY WOULD YOU EVER CUT IT)

(OH GOD PLEASE PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT LAST PART)

[umbrael]

TECHNICALLY I AM NAKED AND I REALLY ENJOY IT

[onecream_fivesugar]

GROSS