elfstoned: (Bilbo put it in a song)
aaron telcontar ([personal profile] elfstoned) wrote in [community profile] saveyourbrain2013-07-02 06:23 pm

THE FANDOM FLANDERIZATION MEME


We all know how fandom flanderizes characters, but what if Save the Earth were a television show?

How would fandom get it wrong?




HOW IT WORKS:
Post a comment with your character journal explaining generally what the twisted and horrible fanon version of your character is. What less significant personality traits do they fixate on? How do the thirteen-year-olds on fanfiction.net write them? Who are they shipped with ad nauseum? What are they like in Omegaverse?

OPTIONAL: Reply IC to others' comments as your own flanderized fanon character, or feel free to have the real version express horror and disgust (or vicious amusement).

Have fun!!
doomedtheworld: (Default)

You made me look up that song!

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
*she just can't bring herself to even look at him like this* It's nothing, okay? Just leave me alone.
15minuteslate: of a wretch's knife (The coward conquest)

I DIDN'T CHOOSE IT FOR THE LYRICS. IT'S AN EVANESCENCE SONG THAT'S ALSO A METAL.

[personal profile] 15minuteslate 2013-07-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't look like nothing!! Who gave you that bruise?!
doomedtheworld: (Default)

Oh, right. ... WELL, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD CHOICE THEN

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
*she touches her bruised face, still trying to hide it but if he looks close there's another one on her wrist* It... it was just somebody I owe some money to.
15minuteslate: shall carry me away (Without all bail)

[personal profile] 15minuteslate 2013-07-03 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Vanessa...I had no idea..........
doomedtheworld: (In Trouble)

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you didn't. *and now her voice is bitter and there's a few tears threatening to fall from the edges of her eyes* You never even asked. Nobody did.
15minuteslate: which it contains (The worth of that is that)

[personal profile] 15minuteslate 2013-07-03 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Vanessa........

Come on. You're coming back to my place ,and I'm getting you cleaned up. OK?
doomedtheworld: (Default)

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
*she wants to argue but she just can't anymore, so she just closes her eyes and nods a little, sniffing again*
15minuteslate: and this with thee remains. (And that is this)

[personal profile] 15minuteslate 2013-07-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
*he pulls her to her feet and smoothes out her hair a little*

You're gonna be OK.
doomedtheworld: (Default)

Note to self: get a sad icon GAWD

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
*she lets herself get lifted up to her feet, head still down and for one she doesn't pull away*

Thank you....
15minuteslate: the dregs of life (So then thou hast but lost)

VANESSA DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR SADNESS

[personal profile] 15minuteslate 2013-07-03 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah

*he can't believe no one's actually noticed how horrible Vanessa's life is*

Come on let's go.

I'm really sorry for all that stuff I said. Id have helped you sooner if I thought you were in trouble for real. And honestly I always thought you were kind of cool.
doomedtheworld: (Listening)

True. But everybody has time for GRATUITOUS ELLIPSES

[personal profile] doomedtheworld 2013-07-03 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*nobody ever really thought about it. mostly they were always getting mad and yelling at her for being a thief*

*she just kind of shrugs a little when he tries to apologize but that next part surprises her*

.... You think I'm cool......?