THE FANDOM FLANDERIZATION MEME

[elfstoned]

We all know how fandom flanderizes characters, but what if Save the Earth were a television show?

How would fandom get it wrong?



HOW IT WORKS:
Post a comment with your character journal explaining generally what the twisted and horrible fanon version of your character is. What less significant personality traits do they fixate on? How do the thirteen-year-olds on fanfiction.net write them? Who are they shipped with ad nauseum? What are they like in Omegaverse?

OPTIONAL: Reply IC to others' comments as your own flanderized fanon character, or feel free to have the real version express horror and disgust (or vicious amusement).

Have fun!!

Comments

[espigeonage]

*Of course not! And also those bruises are no impediment. Overuse of ellipses and a dazed quality are the only real effects.*

Good... good. I'm so glad...

I hoped you would come for me... I wanted to see everyone. But... you most of all...


[I didn't think mammal hair came in blue! I've heard of coloring the hair on their heads, but... you, you're human, doesn't the copulatory hair fall out on a faster cycle? Coloring that seems rather futile if that's true. Ahaha.

Salut, by the way.]

[elfstone]

[Well met, friend. Would that I could answer your questions, but I'm no authority on the matter, I fear. What dyes exist in my world are temporary at best.]

*aragorn pulls julien into a passionate and possessive and dominant kiss that somehow doesn't trigger unfortunate memories*

[...what's this about, then?]

[espigeonage]

[All's well, I'll just have to remember to ask around later.]

*aw yiss. Julien very much wants to touch him but his hands are still shackled behind his back. He struggles against them ineffectually, rocking his chest back and forth, but makes no attempt to pull away.*

[Some form of pornography is my guess! Of course I'm going to hazard that your real question is why the bigger human looks like you, mon ami, and the little one has my voice. How troublesome!]