[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[pitch_slap]

[She snorts, because clearly not fine dude, and keeps holding it out to him.]

I insist.

[So now he is put in the curious position of having to refuse a woman's polite offer, or accepting the offer and losing a little pride but being dry. What's it gonna be?]

[stylishtassels]

[This is not his night to win, is it?

Stop making this so hard. Let him sit here and be miserable.]

I insist. You may find you need it later on.

[Umbrellas break. He's really just being a gentleman here, not a stubborn jerk. Nope.]

[pitch_slap]

[She huffs, shaking her head, causing a few raindrops to fly off the hood of her raincoat. Seriously dude, she's covered. Literally.]

Look, it's like a three dollar umbrella. Just take the damn thing and stop looking so miserable.

diff. account because i think the other one is mostly porny icons whoops

[sakurabito]

[It's a battle of wills in which he knows he cannot win. He's cold and tired and there is a nice warm bed waiting for him after a hot shower and he really has no idea when this rain is going to stop.

After a moment of staring and getting no where, he exhales through his nose, lips pursed.]

I appreciate the gesture...

[Though he would appreciate it more if she wouldn't be so unpleasant about it.]

I didn't catch your name.