[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

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[erythristic]

[One day she will make you wear a long wig so you can understand her suffering for beauty.]

It better. Come on, before you blow away.

[circumsutus]

Oh, I'll blow away?

[erythristic]

As the result of not weighing yourself down properly, yes.

[She's not going to blow away don't be silly. Too stubborn for that.]

[circumsutus]

The lightness in my soul will make me float up off the ground like a balloon.

[Of course, he used his most deadpan voice.]

[erythristic]

[She's trying to stay serious about this whole conversation. Trying.

And she fails miserably in the form of cracking up laughing at his words in that tone of voice.]