[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[extricated]

Not yet? Ah, so you'll be joining us in the future? That's wonderful, we could always use more help.

[ he's all smiles and cheerfulness about this, despite the fact that he looks like he got dragged though a dirt patch... ]

[lonewarrior]

[That's actually a good point about the filth, which is kind of making her reconsider the soup kitchen. There's just so much wrong with this general situation.]

Ah.

[Politeness versus aggressiven- she has to know.]

If...

[Screw it.] What happened to you? Why were you gone for so long?

[Even though Justine is unsure as to if she wants to know.]

[extricated]

Oh... you were worried about that?

[ he should probably know better than to think that was worry, but... ]

I noticed there was a baby bird that had fallen from its nest. I wanted to put it back where it belonged... but it turns out that climbing a tree with one hand is a bit difficult!

[ he may or may not have fallen a few times, which would help explain his exceptionally rumpled appearance. ]

[lonewarrior]

[fdljfdklsjfdkls BABY BIRD THAT SOUNDS SO CU-

...

...

...gameface. Must remain stern and-]

...did you get it back into the nest?

[Priorities.]

[extricated]

Eventually, yes. I think it'll be alright... it didn't look like it was injured, at least.

[ and only about now does the thought that he should say thanks reappear in his brain. and that he should, at some point, take the hose back. ]

But anyway... thank you for your help. I appreciate it.