[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[enrages]

What a load of shit that turned out to be. [ counter siiiigh ]

Want me to walk you home? Or wherever the fuck you're going? It'd better not be on the other side of the city, I swear to god.

[summit]

Uh... [ Looking over at the rain. Looking back down at the books. ] We can just wait it out, for a bit. I mean, I can. You don't have to stay if you're going somewhere. Or at all. It's like, uh, a twenty minute trip.

[enrages]

Yeah, I can wait. Don't feel like going home right now, honestly. So yeah, no problem.

[ god why does karson always have to suck at conversations where he's not angry or shouting.... ]

What'd you buy?

[summit]

The latest issues of, uh, My Little Bunny and Adolescent Justice Warriors. [ Um. ] I'd offer to let you read them, but I think that they would probably, realistically, get ruined once they're out of the bag.

[enrages]

I would definitely not want to read that, sorry. Too kiddy for me. You should probably take some time to read more mature shit.

[summit]

Oh yeah, like what? [ PFFT. What could be more mature than the evil shapeshifter bunnies kidnapping all the bunnylings and holding them captive to eat them later? Nothing! That's what. ]