[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[soulsborderline]

The hell? An XBox One?

...

Score!

[Time to drag this thing inside and boot it up.]

[hatehatehatehatehatehate]

[Bing! Check out that flashy startup screen. Isn't this exciting?!]

WELCOME TO XBOX ONE YOU BULBOUS SACK OF PUTREFYING MEAT.

IF BY SOME MIRACLE THE LUMP OF MALFORMED TISSUE YOU REFER TO AS YOUR BRAIN CAN RECALL IT, ENTER YOUR XBOX LIVE LOGIN INFORMATION TO CONTINUE

1/2

[soulsborderline]

......

2/2

[soulsborderline]

Okay who in the hell has access to XBox One cases and a shitty sense of humor?

[hatehatehatehatehatehate]

YOUR VERY PRESENCE SICKENS ME.

AT THE VERY LEAST I DEMAND YOU REFRAIN FROM SPEWING RANCID FLUIDS FROM YOUR GAPING FACIAL ORIFICE IN MY DIRECTION DURING SETUP.]

[soulsborderline]

Your mama's very presence sickens me! This is the most unprofessionally-designed console I've ever seen!