[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[hatehatehatehatehatehate]

[OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

No, screw you, he's already done way too much work on this operating system's pitiful security. Hope your viruses like firewalls.

But now he's bombarding you with MMS messages of gore pics. SUCK IT!]

[buddykiller]

[Attempting to chip away at the firewalls.

But he has to pause. His memory's filling up from all these messages that, since he's a cellphone, may as well contain kitten pics.

Better delete those.]