[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[waifutier]

[ Christine prefers to stay by the counter every time Bertholdt enters. He's... so ridiculously tall he kinda scares her. At least he doesn't talk a lot, although she.. probably should have asked him to leave about an hour ago.

Now it's raining and... she bites her lip slightly before carefully calling out to him from where she stands. It's probably barely audible when one sits at that distance, but the store is quiet, the only sound coming from Christine pricing book and Bertholdt turning pages. ]

Uhm... Mister... D-do you have an umbrella?

[toobig]

[Her voice scares him. Bertholdt is about as timid as she is, it's just ridiculous because he's nearly six and a half feet tall. But he jumps a little despite that, looking around at her as he closed the book, keeping his finger on his page.]

O-oh, I... No, I-- I didn't know it... would rain like this...

[waifutier]

[ She brushes her bangs out of her face, though they fall right back in a matter of seconds. ]

That's unfortunate.

[ FIDGETS NERVOUSLY ]

Wou- would. You like a c-c-up of tea while waiting for the rain to hold up?

there's too much dere in this thread abort abort

[toobig]

I--

[He blushes a little, gathering up his little pile of books to bring to the counter finally.]

You don't have to do that... But, if I wouldn't be a bother...

winks

[waifutier]

I-I wouldn't let you go outside in this weather, I'm sure it'll clear up soon, but you might have to wait and.. you've been here so long already, so I thought I'd offer... Uhm, I'll go get it...

[ She recognizes this man as a regular customer, so she offers him top notch service. Mostly because he buys books in piles, and that's good for the sales. Christine returns with two cups, and brings it to him. ]

H-here.

[toobig]

[He might loiter a little, but he always buys the books he reads, and more. He feels bad about it though, especially when she says that...]

I... I lost track of the time again, uhm, I'm-- sorry. I... should put my phone on... a timer when I come in here, or-- or something.

[It's not a joke, but... He thanks her when she brings out two cups of tea, blushing a little.]

You... y-you're very kind.

[waifutier]

N-no! It's alright, I should have.. said something.

[ She waves her hands apologetically. ]

Ah, uhm. I-it's nothing.

[ Christine looks away, blushing a bit herself. ]

I write Reiner like 99.9% of the time it's okay

[toobig]

[He blows on the top of his tea, cooling it a little before taking a drink.]

It's good... you're really nice...

cries this is hard

[waifutier]

[ She waves her hands more-- no Bert no sit down no don't say these things you don't know her ]

T-thanks.

stop being moes

[toobig]

[Bertholdt doesn't realize his tallness could be bothering her, but he does sit down on a nearby chair just because looking down at someone that small hurts his neck.]

I... I really appreciate it.