saveyourbrain | TL;DR Meme

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TL;DR Meme

Post with your character.

Other people ask you a question. Anything from "What is your favorite color?" to "What do you think of Tavia?" to "What does it mean to be human in this technological era?"

If you're short of ideas for questions, "What do you think of me?" is an easy one that people usually want answered.

You respond with as much wordage as you can.

At some point in this process, entertainment is generated. At the very least, curiosity is satisfied.

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Why are you even-- [sigh]

I don't know! I guess I'd--I'd be dead, maybe? I don't even know if that's possible, I mean--if it was, it must've happened by now already, right? But I'm still just fine!

...unless they went intangible and then got stuck inside other organs before going tangible again. Like a-a giant organ mash-up.

Oh my god.

You could be a haggis.

Danny Haggis.

Is that what haggis is?!

Oh my god.

WHY ARE YOU A PIRATE FAIRY ALIEN HAGGIS BOY. WHY IS THAT A THING.

I don't know, I didn't ask for this!!

I don't even know when I became an alien on top of everything else, I can't keep track of this any more!!

Do you want me to bless you? I recently found out I was Karson's sister and co-Jesus, so I can do that.

Oh my god. Please tell me you don't actually believe Karson's Jesus stuff.

Mine-and-Karson's Jesus stuff, my child. Yea verily, for I art holy as shit. And it was good.

I don't even--how did this even start? How can you be "co-Jesuses"?

Mac remembers Karson being Jesus, Karson died multiple times probably and I was definitely dying in two places at once this one time. Therefore co-Jesuses. I suffered for your sins, asshole, don't you belittle my messiahness. Or I shall smite thee. Legit.

Dying multiple times? I can't believe I'm soulbonded to you guys... Next thing I know, you're going to tell me I survived death somehow and that I'm your third co-Jesus.