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Random scenario test drive meme! For all you thinking about apping to our fair game. Because all our characters are the modern reincarnates of the people we canon reviewed for, you need a modern AU! Post your character with a couple details about who they are now. Use a prompt to set the scene! And tag around.

RAIN: The weather sucks and you gotta share a bus stop, overhang, or other cozy space with someone.

MONSTERS IN THE PARK: Doesn't really matter what they are, it's time to run and/or fight!

NEW ECHO: augh you were minding your own business in public and now you have feathers for hair, or you just had a vivid flashback to being a wizard, or suddenly you have your preincarnation's clothes on. Someone help! Or point and laugh, that works too.

NORMAL DAY AT THE MALL OR WHEREVER: Slice of life happens too!

WILD CARD: You can't be contained by these paltry prompts! Get out there and combine them or make your own!

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[poisonedkarma]

[Nope holding onto that arm. Ash hikes up her skirt as best she can without stopping.]

What the fuck--I didn't think they were actually being serious about the crazy animals!? [Running her mouth as fast as her legs, because Ash is rarely ever actually quiet.] Good deer, nice deer! Look grass--go eat it! How the hell do you escape a crazy deer?

[predestinarianism]

[The best part of this dramatic deer chase is that Evelyn's iPod is still blaring, if bouncing around as they're running, so the theme song as far as she can hear is Party in the USA]

[but what do you do to escape a crazy deer? She chooses to interpret this as a question to her, specifically, instead of a rhetorical, because it would be really great if she could come up with a way out of this problem, but she's never been well-versed in the area of possessed ruminants.]

Uh, salt. [she pants, and immediately wishes she had something more intelligent to say, but she committed to this stupid idea and she's seeing it through] They like salt, right? Distract them with salt?

[poisonedkarma]

[Chase music, hellyeah! All they need are ridiculous cars to race around and perform stunts with.

Technically Ash was just kind of talking aloud to anyone who would listen--which is pretty much how she typically talks anyway. People answering her are always welcome, even when she's just rambling to herself.]

Salt? Uh I don't know about you but I don't think we have a moment to stop by a Micky D's! [Salt = french fries for Ash.] Unless you've got some on you? [Yanking on the arm Ash is still holding to dodge to the right as the deer makes an angry growly noise behind them.]

[predestinarianism]

[ridiculous cars would be acceptable because then maybe a car could hit one of these deer! though that's a pretty rude thing to hope for, that would be very dangerous for the drivers...]

Do you carry salt around? [because who would do that? aside from maybe a certain brand of demon hunter, or something...]

[but she easily, gladly follows to the right, whipping her bag around behind her as if to try bludgeoning the deer with her textbook]

[poisonedkarma]

[Has anyone actually tried that yet? Ash wants to know if the deer would go zombie afterward or if that would actually stop it. Also driving inside a city park is probably very illegal.]

Why would I carry salt?! [A breathless laugh that's kind of on the edge of hysterical.] I don't do the ghost hunting thing nor do I often get chased by crazy alien deer!

[There's a solid kind of clunk from her swing but it's hard to tell if that did anything--or if she hit something else instead.]

[predestinarianism]

Maybe we should start, in case there's another deer attack! [she suggests, with her own flare of sarcasm, as she keeps flailing her bag behind her with absolutely no skill or accuracy whatsoever]

[but if they're talking about possessed deer, then she's got to be someone from the network, so it's worth a shot to ask]

Did you get anything that'd be useful? ["get" being the neutral enough term that things don't get awkward if she's wrong, instead of "obtain through unknown magical means some sort of power that may or may not be inherited from some previous life"]