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[espigeonage]

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Random scenario test drive meme! For all you thinking about apping to our fair game. Because all our characters are the modern reincarnates of the people we canon reviewed for, you need a modern AU! Post your character with a couple details about who they are now. Use a prompt to set the scene! And tag around.

RAIN: The weather sucks and you gotta share a bus stop, overhang, or other cozy space with someone.

MONSTERS IN THE PARK: Doesn't really matter what they are, it's time to run and/or fight!

NEW ECHO: augh you were minding your own business in public and now you have feathers for hair, or you just had a vivid flashback to being a wizard, or suddenly you have your preincarnation's clothes on. Someone help! Or point and laugh, that works too.

NORMAL DAY AT THE MALL OR WHEREVER: Slice of life happens too!

WILD CARD: You can't be contained by these paltry prompts! Get out there and combine them or make your own!

Comments

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[onlyleft]

I mean it's a thing that I really hope didn't happen because that would have been the shittiest way to go.

Yeah, if by shaped weird you mean they had huge heads and no dicks despite looking like dudes? Then yes, they were naked and shaped weird.

[anequal]

Yeah that's basically the ones I know. It's like if deformed Ken dolls nobody wanted to buy or sell suddenly got possessed by angry souls and started rampaging and taking revenge on the people who wouldn't love them. It's like the premise for the worst horror movie or game or the best.

[onlyleft]

I think you need help. From like, a mental health professional.

[anequal]

Let's be real we all need professional help for the fact that we're getting weird flashbacks to naked man-eating giants.

[onlyleft]

Yeah but not everyone is jumping to possessed dolls or anything so. I think you need more help than I do, just saying.

[anequal]

Clearly you've never had neighbors make you marathon Japanese horror movies with them. The Japanese have a thing for possessed dolls and it's kind of hard to forget.

[onlyleft]

No I can't say that I had anyone make me marathon any sort of horror movies. Not that horror movies you watched who knows how long ago are a decent excuse for being completely bananas...

Then again, maybe you're less bananas than I am? I mean, I pretty clearly remember being picked up by one of those dickless monsters so maybe I'm the one who needs more help. It's not normal to feel like you were gonna die, right?

[anequal]

Well like I said I definitely remember getting kicked by one while riding a horse and I thought I was gonna die. Except this giant one had no skin and it didn't have a dick but it definitely had boobs. It can't be normal to have boobs made out of muscles.

[onlyleft]

Huh. Did she try to eat you or did she just fuck off and leave you with your dead horse?

And you never know. Have you seen female body builders? I'm pretty sure their boobs are mostly muscle.

that was a joke

[anequal]

I remembering yelling at her but I don't remember what I said. It was probably something really badass or really stupid.

Also boobs are never made out of muscles fyi at least not on normal women

nyeeeeh

[onlyleft]

I think normal is the keyword here. Giant monster ladies don't really classify as normal so maybe having boobs made of boobstuff is abnormal for them.

Also I'd say it was more than likely stupid, you don't seem like the kind who can pull off badass.

[anequal]

Well to be fair because she didn't have any skin if the boobs weren't made of muscles she wouldn't have had them at all. I can't believe we're discussing this seriously.

and I can pull off plenty of badass tyvm

[onlyleft]

...Weird. Are you sure you weren't high or something and hallucinated that?

No. No you can't. Have you seen or listened to yourself? You're an antibadass.

[anequal]

If I was high on anything it was the meds. I'm telling you. Car. Hospital. And then this weird number stuck in my head.

[HE IGNORES THE REST BECAUSE YOU'RE RUDE MARZIO THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE]

[onlyleft]

Oooh. Well, in that case, I'd take muscle-boob-giant-ladies with a grain of salt or something?

Until someone remembers the same muscle-boob-giant-lady. Then we'll know you're not totally crazy.

[Nope. He's honest. There's a difference.]

[anequal]

Now you're just being sarcastic and mocking. You don't remember anything like it?

[onlyleft]

Noooope. Can't say I do. I kind of remember one that had like...shitty scene kid-ish hair punching up other giants and that was apparently pretty important? But none with boobs.

[anequal]

Shitty scene kid hair really? This is so weird. I don't get it at all.

[onlyleft]

I guess? It was long and dramatic.

What makes you think I get it anymore than you do?

[toobig]

You really shouldn't call her a muscle-boob-giant lady.

[onlyleft]

Why not?






Wait, you mean that Anthony isn't completely crazy?

[toobig]

Because she's scary...!

[Will Bertholdt ever not be afraid of Annie? We'll have to wait for his next incarnation.]

He's... uh, he's not. Judging from what other people remember.

You're remembering Titans.

[onlyleft]

...It's not like she's here, right??

[Because wouldn't that be super obvious?]

Titans. And you're not talking about like, Cronus?

[anequal]

I told you so!!!!

[onlyleft]

You've told me a lot of things that aren't true, this one time doesn't count.