Original vs New

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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[NO NO

NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO.]

What are you--I-I'm not a piece of fruit!

[hollowleg]

Well, a cow doesn't think of itself as a hamburger, now does it!

[gogoghostpowers]

Y-you can't eat me, I'm a person!

[the longer this conversation goes on for, the more distressed he sounds. In fact, it almost sounds like he's going to cry.]

[hollowleg]

Sorry, kid. But you're not the top of the foodchain in the afterlife. [he pokes Danny in the chest] there's always gonna be someone bigger and stronger than you who's hungry.

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny stumbles back again, more and more terrified with each word this freaky not-Shiro says.

Thankfully, Old!Danny comes to the rescue and stands in between the two of them.]

Hey, do you mind, I dunno, not being a total creep to future-me?

[hollowleg]

Ohhh! There's the tasty one. [he grins, showing fangs] Sorry. You're not talkin' to the sissy future me. I don't give up so easily.

[gogoghostpowers]

[New!Danny, in the back spots the fangs over his future self's shoulder and lets out a distressed yelp.

Old!Danny is not phased (barump-tsh!) at all. He's seen worse.]

Well, that's too bad, because neither do I.

[hollowleg]

You care to test your powers against mine, then? Winner takes all. [Zangetsu holds out his hand, his claws lengthening and a brilliant white sword the approximate size of a fucking 18 wheeler appears in it. He summons his mask, black as death with twin blade-like horns] By the way, I'm not giving you a CHOICE! [AND HERE HE COMES OH FUCK]

[gogoghostpowers]

[Well, no actually, Danny was perfectly fine with not testing anyone's powers but APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? He simultaneously goes intangible and dodges, so even if he didn't move out of the way fast enough, it wouldn't do any damage anyway.]

Whoa, hey! I call foul, you can't just pull out a sword out of nowhere like that!

[In the background, new!Danny starts running backwards away from this as far as he can, screaming "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" the whole time as he does.]

[hollowleg]

[Zangetsu and his blade pass through Danny harmlessly, spinning midair to face his snack again with a wild laugh. He pauses to look at New!Danny. Oh what a fun little toy he'll be when he's done with the older version.]

Sure I can! And that's a nice trick you have there... too bad it won't work again.

[he dashes again, faster this time, surrounding his empty hand in black and red flame. And grabs Danny by the neck. Intangible or not, he goes right for the very energy Danny is made of and grabs a hold]

[gogoghostpowers]

[WELP, THAT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED. Danny drops the intangibility, since it's obviously not doing anything.]

That's alright, I got plenty more where that came from!

[He swings his leg up and kicks the freak in the face. He doesn't do it as hard as he can, but then again, with superhuman strength, he rarely needs to.]

[hollowleg]

Good! Show me everything you've got! I love to play with my food before I eat it!

[the kick connects; he doesn't even bother to try and block it. His mask cracks ever so slightly at the impact, but the "wound" seals itself back up. Sure it smarts. Hurts like hell, actually; his mask is very sensitive. But does he show it?

Not a bit.

With a laugh, Zangetsu puts his hand on Danny's face, squeezing]

My turn.

[time for his signature "slam his opponent into the ground by their face" move.

It needs a catchier name]

[gogoghostpowers]

[...okay. This is a little concerning. That's alright, though, stay calm. Now Danny knows what he's capable of. Just gotta get out of the way before he crushes his face.

Thankfully, the ground beneath him provides an escape. He goes intangible again and sinks underground. Even if he can't phase out of Zangetsu's grip, he can at least phase into the ground until his hand only has dirt to grasp onto.]

[hollowleg]

[He tilts his head, then stomps his clawed foot on the ground. He shakes the dirt off his hand. Irritating. This ground must be completely part of the living world for him to be able to do that]

Hey! Are you hiding? Come out! We're not done playing yet. [he stabs his sword into the ground approximately where Danny sank into it. A blade meant to cut souls should have no problem cutting into a little ghost boy]

[gogoghostpowers]

Whoa!

[He almost dodges it. Almost. He sank into the ground pretty quickly, but he wasn't expecting the blade, and the tip of it ends up a few inches into his shoulder. It's not so bad right now, but it could get really nasty if he doesn't get it fixed.

He maneuvers underground quickly and then pops out a good thirty feet away, invisible first before popping back into view. He's hovering in mid-air and begins tossing ecto-blasts at the guy.]

[hollowleg]

[he giggles, a sound that might be sort of funny if it weren't so terrifying. He pulls his blade from the ground, admiring that nice green goop on the tip.

Which he licks.

He shudders]

Oh that is every bit as wonderful as I thought it would be. I need more!

[The incoming green blasts seem to be a bit more dangerous than the kick. They're full of reishi compressed into non-elemental blasts. Zangetsu readies his blade and slashes the air diagonally with his blade, unleashing a shockwave that destroys the blasts destined to hit him. The others hit the ground near him] Not bad, not bad. What else have you got?

[is he toying with Danny? Maybe. He's certainly not attacking as ferociously as he could be. It's been so long since he's had fun]