Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[reincarn8ted]

Of course we are called trolls. Where do you think the inspiration for your sacred Earth human art of trolling comes from? God.

And you'd be surprised! She is just hiding her secret and all-consuming love for justice from you. You should talk to her about it more! Fill her sponge clots with every possible factlet about human justice that you can. She'll love it! I guarantee it.

[somesayinfire]

...Sorry, have you met Tavia? She couldn't keep a secret with a vow of silence and two broken hands. I guess if you guys want to take credit for the troll face meme, go right ahead, but you'll have to wake up pretty early in the morning to convince me that Tavia loves justice secretly.

[reincarn8ted]

Wake up in the morning? How incredibly Earth-human-centric of you. Giving up fakey-fake not real secrets to protect the big ones is the Serket way!

[ ... ]

The Serket-Pyrope way.

[somesayinfire]

So either you've got two last names or you're lying to me about your last name being Pyrope. And considering Tavia's last name is Serket, I'm just gonna wild guess it here. If this is what you guys call trolling, it's pretty weak.

[reincarn8ted]

Your face is weak! Man. Sucking all the fun out of a dead girl's unlife. Pretty cold!

[somesayinfire]

I served with dead people. I knew dead people. Dead people were friends of mine. Senator, you're no dead people.

[reincarn8ted]

I guess I am technically not dead right now somehow? But wow am I ever actually seriously majorly dead. Twice over!

[somesayinfire]

Come on, don't try to pull the zombie thing on a mortician. Zombies aren't real. They're not vampires or sarcastic teenage aliens.

Wait, no, one of my friends is a zombie, I almost forgot. Okay, maybe zombies are real. But you don't look much like one. You haven't said "brains" once.

[reincarn8ted]

Brains.

Are you confusing me for a shadow dropper or something.

[somesayinfire]

"Shadow dropper" sounds like what you call stuff that falls out of a ghost butt.

[reincarn8ted]

Yeah, wow, I already have one friend who insists on talking about afterlifely load gaper activities every fucking time they come up. No more.

[somesayinfire]

Ghost butts are a common part of your life? Wow. I'm really glad I only know Tavia and no other forms of the Serket family. No offense.

[reincarn8ted]

I have a ghost butt. I'm fucking dead! My spinal crease is usually ephemeral and intangible and haunted as shit. What part of this don't you get!

[somesayinfire]

Excuse the crap out of me, Terezi! I don't make a habit of talking to dead people. Especially not ones as corporeal as you. And why am I still thinking about your butt.

[reincarn8ted]

It is my incredible exotic alien chick magnetism.

Like, literal magnetism. All eyes. Drawn to my butt. That's an actual thing.

[somesayinfire]

You'll notice I'm not actually looking at your ghost butt. Just thinking about it. Inexplicably.

You're using your mind powers, aren't you.

[reincarn8ted]

You ain't got nothing on me and you can't prove shit, blondie.

[somesayinfire]

Yeah, you're right. You probably don't even have mind powers. Because of the whole being dead thing.

[reincarn8ted]

Wow, you know what that sounds like? It sounds like a challenge! Ain't that the most adorable.

[somesayinfire]

You don't know enough about me to embarrass me. Game on.

[reincarn8ted]

[ YAWN~ ]

You should go make out with Past You. Then high-five dear sweet Karkat and tell him loudly and obnoxiously and enthusiastically that you have seen true bliss, and it is selfmakeouts.

[somesayinfire]

[one selfmakeout later]

...I'm gonna go cut my tongue out.

[reincarn8ted]

What can I say! I do good work.

[somesayinfire]

You're the devil. You're at least part devil.

[reincarn8ted]

Devil as in the Earth human opposite of an angel?

Wow, and here I thought you'd be all nookniggled. Kind of unexpected! Haha.