Original vs New

[not_good_not_wicked]

A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU THE WORST

[reincarn8ted]

Man! Definitely caliginous. Doesn't this kind of fall under that Earth human "incest" deal? Kind of? I forget how that works.

[wirsinddiejager]

I. What are these words you are saying.

[reincarn8ted]

Caliginous! Black romance? And fuck if I can define the incest thing, that is your deal.

[wirsinddiejager]

What the fuck is black romance. That sounds like a Lady Gaga song.

[reincarn8ted]

It was a Troll Lady Gaga song. About caliginous romance. One of her last ones before she got culled for breaking some kind of law about being too pimp or something?

Whatever! Blackrom. Hatesnogging. Don't tell me the other me never told you about it! Wow.

[wirsinddiejager]

That's. Actually a thing for you? Hatesnogging?

[reincarn8ted]

Uh-oh! Somebody got left in the dark. Human me never mentioned that someday you're going to have to shaaaaaaaarrrrrrrre~?

[wirsinddiejager]

I- WHAT?

[reincarn8ted]

Oh, man! You seriously didn't know?

[wirsinddiejager]

No! She never told me!

[reincarn8ted]

Wow! What an incredible betrayal. This has to fondle major seedflap for you, Whatsyourhumanface. You must be pretty steamed!

[wirsinddiejager]

...She probably didn't know. Or, like. Thought it was too crazy to talk about.

[reincarn8ted]

Yuh-huh sure whatever. I should be there when you break up with her! So I can point out that if she would just be honest with people instead of talking herself up constantly and making out like she is a super perfect person-slash-matesprit, this would never have happened. I told her, bro! I distinctly remember warning her about being a huge tool and how that means you end up alone forever. But she didn't listen!

[wirsinddiejager]

Shut up. I'm not gonna break up with her over this.

[reincarn8ted]

Wow. And here I was thinking that at least Other Me had got over the whole "pick out the wussiest and wimpiest of potential matesprits" phase already. Way to be a pushover.

[wirsinddiejager]

Fuck you. If that shit becomes an issue, it'll be your fault, not hers. She didn't ask for it. So I'm not gonna judge her for it, and I'm not gonna leave her for it.

[reincarn8ted]

Huh.

 

 

 

That is almost distressingly adorable. Naive and misguided and kiiiiiiiind of leaning towards the wet snuggleplane side of things! But still pretty adorable.

[wirsinddiejager]

Ugh, shut up. It doesn't even matter what you think.

[reincarn8ted]

I was paying you a compliment, you stooge! Not even a fakey-fake hoofbeatshit compliment!

[wirsinddiejager]

Then you're really shitty at paying compliments because it sure didn't sound like one.

[reincarn8ted]

Shut the fuck up! I clearly stated that your absurd loyalty and devotion and stuff was adorable despite it being easily mistaken for weaky-weakslime wussiness. Cool your jets!

[wirsinddiejager]

My jets are completely cool. And fine, compliment accepted. Even though it was kind of a backhanded one. Thanks.

[reincarn8ted]

You are welcome. So are you going to break up with her when she inevitably snaps and murders somebody? And! Theoretically, in theory, how many completely expendable and already-technically-dead dudes would she have to sacrifice before you would consider her "crazy" and "dangerous" and "actually literally too bugfuck nuts to bring back to life if she was dead and you could resurrect her."

[ All the fingerquotes! All of them. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

You know, chances are that I'll snap and murder somebody way before she does.