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A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of- hold on, this is a meme so we need a silly picture.




A simple meme. Post a comment describing a hypothetical meeting between the Save the Earth AU version of your character (IE the one in this game) and the original version (IE the one straight out of the TV show/book/game.) either with a description of their opinions or with an actually written out conversion.

Also, if you like, you can continue by way of tagging other people's posts, and threading out an encounter between your StE AU and their Original Flavor version. Or between your your Original Flavor and their StE AU.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[THAT'S IT YOU'RE GETTING A BOOT TO THE HEAD]

[shortspoken]

[ WOW NOT EXPECTING THAT

AND THEREFORE TAKING IT

OW ]

Is this how you react when people try to reason with you? Lashing out?

[ Lol like she can talk

She's just going to sweep out with her leg for a sneaky lil kick too while she's on the ground jsyk ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Shut up.

[Nope evading that and kicking her in the leg instead

aren't you proud of your past self's teachings, Ellie]

[shortspoken]

[ Well something similar worked on Alan back when, so excuse Ellie while she curls up in on herself protectively. Look at her protecting her ribcage! SHE'S TOTALLY NOT REACHING INTO HER HOODIE POCKET FOR HER PEPPER SPRAY THAT WOULD BE SNEAKY AND HORRIBLE

WHAT IS PEPPER SPRAY ANYWAY

WOULD EREN LIKE TO FIND OUT ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yeah he's just going to step back. Not out of concern, but because he knows the ~weak and frail woman~ act well enough to know that she's up to something.

Besides, he already achieved his goal of making her shut up.]

[shortspoken]

[ She's going to make a show of not putting any weight on the leg that got kicked as she gets up anyway. NOT A TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh btw about that shutting up thing ]

I see Alan was right. He is in danger of becoming a monster.

[ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ]

[wirsinddiejager]

If you think that's what makes me a monster, you obviously don't know a lot about me.

[Still pissed enough about it to come in with another kick, though]

[shortspoken]

[ Guess who's ducking around that kick

That's right

CAPTAIN PEPPER SPRAY

DOES MACE WORK ON TITAN SHIFTERS??? LET'S FIND OUT! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Wh-

[IT SURE DOES OWIE

WHAT NEW SORCERY IS THIS?!??!]

[shortspoken]

Respect your elders.

[ SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY ]

Don't hit people who are trying to help.

[ TSSSTTSSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ]

And think about the fact that if I'd wanted to do this, I could have done it at any point before now.

[ OH RIGHT SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER THUMB OFF THE NOZZLE

SHE SHOULD GET ON THAT

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

 

NOW ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OOOOOOWWWWWW IT STINGS]

Fuck you.

[shortspoken]

Try blinking a lot. Crying will flush it right out, too.

[ :^||||||||||||| ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[OKAY BLINKING A LOT AND ALSO COUGHING A BIT]

...What is that stuff? And does it come in bigger containers?

[Yes, he's thinking about how it could be used for titan fighting. Don't judge him.]

[shortspoken]

It's pepper spray. And I doubt it comes in containers big enough for what you're undoubtedly thinking.

[ Just gonna. Hand over the spray for examination.

SEE WOULD A BAD PERSON DO THAT

PROBABLY NOT!! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

So it's made from pepper? I guess that explains why it stings...

[OKAY YES INTRODUCING HIM TO A NEW WEAPON NETS YOU SOME POINTS

thoroughly investigating the can before handing it over!!]

[shortspoken]

I don't know if it would work on titans. So unless you're willing to transform...

[ :^D

:^DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ]

[wirsinddiejager]

That wouldn't be a good idea. But it works on me when I'm human, so I don't see why it wouldn't work on titans as well.

[DENIED >8D]

[shortspoken]

Stabbing works on humans. Not on titans.

 

If you let me test it, you can keep the can.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm not supposed to transform except in emergencies.

[Sure, Levi might not be here to enforce that right now BUT HE IS NOT RISKING IT]

[shortspoken]

 

 

 

 

So you're scared of what will happen if you do?

[ HOW MANIPULATABLE ARE YOU, EREN ]

[wirsinddiejager]

No!

[Not much.]

I just don't want to go against my orders.

[shortspoken]

Appearing in a strange place with strange people doesn't qualify as an emergency?

[ Yeah you know that distracted habit Ellie has of messing with the catch on her lil ring

she's

kind of doing that right now

just saying ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[Yeeeeeaaaah not actually noticing that

GREAT PERCEPTION SKILLS, EREN]

No. It's only a last-resort thing. Or if we're dealing with other people who can turn into titans.

[shortspoken]

Then I lied. I can titan it up with the best of them.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it right now.

[wirsinddiejager]

...You said you don't know how.

[Kind of taking a step back though because wow]