TEST DRIVE MEME

[bibliofilo]

TEST DRIVE MEME

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, HOW FUN
> The most horribly kitschy Arts and Crafts Fair you can imagine.
> NEW YEARS. What better way to start out the new year than to learn that everything you know is a lie? Or if you are already acquainted with the network pass out some resolutions.
> A food fight has just broken out in the cafeteria. Join? Flee? The choice is yours alone.
> Wild Card! Make up your own.

Comments

[loveyoubaby]

Just one?

[Yuji that's half the people in your life though]

Come on. You're not that stupid.

[sassymaru]

One. Nick doesn't count. He's too reckless by half.

[AND HE'S STILL MAD AT HIM.]

Maybe I'm in denial.

[loveyoubaby]

So you've picked up a gold digger. Good for you.

[WELL GOOD YOUR PARTNER IS A MORON]

Or maybe you're too trusting, hm?

[sassymaru]

You assume I have gold to dig. How kind of you.

[NO IT'S TERRIBLE.]

Or perhaps you're too paranoid.

[loveyoubaby]

What, you've got a good job. You're the kind of person gold diggers go for.

[AMUSING AS HELL THOUGH]

See, it's not called paranoia, it's called experience. I figured someone up in the years like you would be able to know the difference by now.

[sassymaru]

I sincerely doubt anyone considers a homicide detective to be good prospects for anything money-wise.

[Your face is amusing as hell.]

Then clearly I'm not as "up in the years" as you've convinced yourself.

[loveyoubaby]

What, it's not like you're working fast food or something.

[My face is amazing you shut your mouth]

Even if that's the case, there's no excuse for being so naive.

[sassymaru]

No, but you do get shot at, just as frequently.

[And sometimes shot in general but.]

I have faith in the good of humanity and the power of friendship.

[loveyoubaby]

Yeah. Sucks, don't it?

[okay wait no

no you did not just say that

Apparently that's the funniest thing Max has heard all weak because he's laughing like a raucous asshole. Ooooh friendship.]

No shit? What kiddy shows have you been watching?

[sassymaru]

Such a kind way of phrasing it.

[He just goes back to typing.]

[Yeah, no you're getting ignored here, funny man.]

You can thank Nick for that line. Not television.

[loveyoubaby]

Well it's accurate, isn't it? Getting shot does suck.

[hey you're the one telling jokes over here pal]

Well then he got it from a kiddy show. No self respecting badass goes around spouting lines like that.

[sassymaru]

It's a bit more than just that.

[Have you even been shot, asshole.]

No one ever said my partner was a "bad ass".

[He is putting his accent into those words on purpose.]

[loveyoubaby]

[and then either my icons broke or i'm a moron and didn't pick one okay fine dreamwidth]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[COUPLE TIMES actually. By someone who he wouldn't have expected to shoot him. Rude, right?]

Okay, you got me there. He seems like a pretty big dork, more than anything.

it okay

[sassymaru]

Mm, of course.

[He spins back around in his chair, leaning back with his legs crossed. ... apparently someone went boot-shopping are those women's shoes.]

And there you are. A 'pretty big dork' is incapable of double-crossing a panda, much less fellow detectives.

of course it is ok everyone wants to see gunmax

[loveyoubaby]

[yeah sweet kicks bro nice and classy. Max will just cross his arms and continue to look badass in his uniform or something]

You think? Sherman's a gigantic dork. You've seen his shitty hair cut.

aw yeah tiny robot buttmax

[sassymaru]

[You do have a pretty okay butt in that uniform, sir. Oh well.]

Someone's ability to be terrible isn't determined by their bad haircut.

no he is buff and manly

[loveyoubaby]

[He's just eyeballing your goofy hair right now buddy]

I dunno. I think someone's hair says a lot about them.

only when he puts on the gunmax aahmor

[sassymaru]

[That's precisely why he has it dyed like a goddamn rainbow.]

Maybe that's what you're intended to think.

look he tries ok

[loveyoubaby]

So you just want us to think you have an interesting personality, when in reality you've just got a stick up your ass just like everyone else around here, right?

you're just as gay as deckerd gunmax ok

[sassymaru]

... I can safely say that, despite rumors to the contrary, a stick is not something that has been anywhere near my ass.

wow back up nobody can be that gay

[loveyoubaby]

...You know I didn't mean that literally, right.

look who you're talking to

[sassymaru]

... Did I?

You should be more clear.

ok fair point

[loveyoubaby]

Or maybe you need to brush up on your English. Or just your listening skills in general.

[sassymaru]

[And just for that, he launches into Japanese.]

My listening skills are perfect, Sir Biker. Though, if you can't understand this, I'm going to call yours into question.

[So there.]

[loveyoubaby]

[Oh you bitch Max's Japanese is rusty as hell. He can understand it well enough but SPEAKING it well here he goes]

Of course I can shampoo what you're saying.


...No, wait.

[Fuck]

Just shut up.