Never Have I Ever: The Meme

[sun_sun]

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

Comments

[espigeonage]

...rats. I could swing with "Rarely", maybe.

[drinky!]

[lackinginfaith]

I didn't take you for needing butt glue. *smirk*

[espigeonage]

An ass like mine is precious. If it broke, people would mourn.

[lackinginfaith]

You know, that's probably one of the better civilian responses I've gotten. Sporting goods stores just gape at you while you try not to laugh.

[espigeonage]

Does this mean you'll explain butt glue now?

[lackinginfaith]

Roll-on adhesive. Or spray, but the roll-on works better. Practically everyone uses it during swimsuit rounds. Not only does it make everything look like it fits perfectly at all times, it prevents unfortunate accidents.

Of course, I'm not on stage every day, that would be ridiculous. But I've learned to be prepared no matter what I'm doing. Someone will need it.

[espigeonage]

Ah. Cool! Now that I think about it I've got a couple friends who cosplay and probably use that kind of thing.

For some reason I thought you meant like bandaging. Ah, well!