saveyourbrain | Never Have I Ever: The Meme

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Never Have I Ever: The Meme

Here's how this one works:

1. Comment with a character citing one thing they have never done. Try to avoid repeats.
2. Look at other posts for things your character HAS done.
3. Reply to those posts with your character taking a drink.
4. Thread about it.
5. Become increasingly drunk as the meme unfolds.

Go forth, my friends.

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Never have I ever left the house without sports adhesive, a needle and thread, or sunglasses.

... hella specific there.

[[sip]]

Necessities.

For what?

You never know. But what I do generally requires you be prepared.

[sip]

What he said.

[Drinks.

And he is doing shots. Yikes.]

Ouch.

What "ouch?" It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts.

[...welp.

SIP]

[Sip]

Got me there! I'ma unprepared for a clothing emergency! Sewing emergency? Sewing is a funny word.

Word is a funny word. Word.

Edited 2014-01-22 03:49 (UTC)

[Looks at her funny- why so specific?- and drinks.]

...rats. I could swing with "Rarely", maybe.

[drinky!]

I didn't take you for needing butt glue. *smirk*

An ass like mine is precious. If it broke, people would mourn.

You know, that's probably one of the better civilian responses I've gotten. Sporting goods stores just gape at you while you try not to laugh.

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I'm always wearing sunglasses.

[Drinks, starting to look a little wobbly...]

...What?

Pageant girl problems.

[ Siiiiiiiip ]

Even if you explain what the fuck, I am going to assume you are some kind of unnecessarily-elaborate serial killer. Because that's probably way more interesting than reality!

Beauty pageants.

Serial killer.

Cheating, or do you actually have these things?

No, I just refuse to drink to something so ridiculously specific. I might as well say 'never have I forgotten my Latin conjugation before a test' and watch the whole party get steadily drunker.