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[espigeonage]

The Train to STE Meme (SPOILERS for canon deaths)


You know those Train to the Afterlife memes? In STE the canon versions of all our characters are dead. What if there was a train bearing their spirits on to reincarnation here?

This is a meme where canon versions of the characters can interact. They all know they're dead. They may or may not remember just how they died, or how they got to be on this particular train. Doesn't matter if they'll be born decades apart - that just means some people disembark a little earlier than others. Go over brochures about what your new incarnation will be like, spontaneously turn or be human, try the snack cart, fail to convince the friendly but very busy conductor to give you a transfer, or simply chat.

You just can't stop the train, or leave it. Not yet.

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[hollowleg]

[ur face is disgusting >:T]

You'd think we'd have our own circulation desk, so ta speak. Zanpakutou ain't human souls, after all. But nope. Here I am. Same place as your tiny grouchy ass.

[icy_heavens]

[If zanpakutou souls can wind up here too, Hitsugaya has to wonder how he's wound up stuck talking to Kurosaki's instead of his own. It would have been much less annoying to be here with Hyourinmaru.] It's not precisely the most organized state of affairs.

And I am not being "grouchy". [He'd take issue with the word "tiny", but that seems too much like a trap, to be honest. A little frown as he glances back down at the brochure for a second. Oh, terrific. He had to die to be able to get taller. That doesn't even make sense.]

[hollowleg]

[because the universe hates them. HATES ALL OF THEM. Though if Hyorinmaru were here, the train might freeze... Instead there's just this nose-picking asshole] You'd think as organized as the afterlife is, this reincarnation shit would go as smooth as silk! Then again, I guess the world of souls isn't that organized, hehehe.

You're always grouchy. It's your default setting, teeny-taichou. Own it. [Zangetsu sneakily grabs Toshirou's brochure] Ooh look, you get to be taller!

[icy_heavens]

[You say "frozen train" like it's a bad thing. Hitsugaya would find that quite comfortable, thank you. Certainly far preferable to this hell.]

No. It isn't. [Apathy is his default setting. Any grouchiness is the fault of nonsense on the part of people around him. Just because people pull a lot of nonsense when he's around doesn't make the annoyed state his default. That's his logic and he's sticking with it.

[He makes a grab for the brochure when Zangetsu snatches it, but misses. Yes, that gets a scowl. One that deepens at the pronouncement. What he gets is to be a mouthy brat who's lucky his stunts haven't gotten him killed all over again.] Return that.

[He doesn't need this asshole reading some of the nonsense that's in there.]

[hollowleg]

[Not everyone is more comfortable at subzero temperatures, tiny-taichou. In fact, most of the people on this train would probably agree.

Zangetsu shrugs dramatically] You are SO in denial! It ain't just a river in Egypt!

[Nope. In fact, Zangetsu stands up in the seat so that the brochure is faaar out of shorty's reach. Just to be safe, he uses his tail to shove him away. He squints] Seems a little mundane, don't it?