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[espigeonage]

The Train to STE Meme (SPOILERS for canon deaths)


You know those Train to the Afterlife memes? In STE the canon versions of all our characters are dead. What if there was a train bearing their spirits on to reincarnation here?

This is a meme where canon versions of the characters can interact. They all know they're dead. They may or may not remember just how they died, or how they got to be on this particular train. Doesn't matter if they'll be born decades apart - that just means some people disembark a little earlier than others. Go over brochures about what your new incarnation will be like, spontaneously turn or be human, try the snack cart, fail to convince the friendly but very busy conductor to give you a transfer, or simply chat.

You just can't stop the train, or leave it. Not yet.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

[GLARING AT HER WOW HE DID NOT WANT HER SITTING NEXT TO HIM]

Eren Yeager. Survey Corps, graduated from the 104th Trainee Squad.

[He'd throw in a salute but doesn't feel like the weird rude alien girl deserves it.]

[drama8om8]

So you were like. A threshecutioner? I didn't think humans had those! Explains why you're dumb enough to think you could [fingerquotes:] "take me," I guess.

[ SNATCHING AT EREN'S BROCHURE LET HER LOOK SHE WANTS TO SEEEEEEEE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I wasn't a thresh...thing, I was a soldier.

[LETTING HER LOOK ALL SHE WANTS IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS ANYTHING TO HIDE]

[drama8om8]

Military shit! Same th-- JEGUS FUCK you're a studenting person too oh my god YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD I COULD COPY.

[ GOODBYE BROCHURE YOU'RE GETTING FLUNG INTO THE AISLE IN A FIT OF PIQUE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

What do you mean, copy? What the are you even doing?

[GLARING MORE AS HE GOES TO RETRIEVE HIS BROCHURE. SO FUCKING RUDE.]

[drama8om8]

Fixing the next me, duh. Some of us around here deserve something better than being some regular chumpy-chump chump in our next lives! And some of us wanted to pick the best Earth human job for themselves but can only find stupid humans to ask about it. Stupid dumb thinkpanless wiggler morons who don't even know their own planet! Ugh.

[wirsinddiejager]

It's not my planet, it's totally different!

[WAVES AROUND HIS BROCHURE]

And anyway, what's so amazing about you that you deserve something special?

[drama8om8]

[ JUST. MOTIONING AT HERSELF. TA-DAH. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY GET WITH THE EARTH HUMAN PROGRAM???????? ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[NOPE NOT GETTING IT]

[drama8om8]

I'm. Kind of a huge deal?

Saved a universe or two?

Became a goddess?

Looked really cool doing it?

[wirsinddiejager]

[SKEPTICAL LOOK]

You don't seem like someone who's saved universes.