FOURTH WALL MEME!

[darkhourdear]

So, imagine for a moment that a giant snake wrecked your downtown area, and instead of just leaving behind massive amounts of destructive, that it opened something else. A glowing, pink portal appears in the middle of Locke’s business district. And through it come some very... interesting characters.

SAVE THE EARTH: FOURTH WALL MEME



Welcome to Save the Earth’s Fourth Wall Meme! Characters from all over the multi-verse are arriving in this lovely city, and they might find familiar faces, though some of those faces might not recognize them... at least, not from this life.

Go forth and post with your characters! Canon, STE, AU, whatever! Want to post options for both STE and canon versions? Go ahead! Not in game? WE DON’T CARE. Play with us anyway. Heck, make up your own STE person if you like! Then tag around to everybody!!

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all of my robot wheatley icons are on this account

[testgasm]

[oh my god there is a tiny sad robot rolling around on the sidewalk it is the most pathetic thing you have ever seen in your entire life

how did he get here

where are his arms]

Re: all of my robot wheatley icons are on this account

[wirsinddiejager]

[Hello robot you are getting gingerly poked by a boy who has never seen a robot before.




Poke.]

[testgasm]

Ow!

[This would be a lot easier if he wasn't eye-to-ground, and Wheatley is wiggling his handlebars in an apparent attempt to flip himself over. It is, as one might imagine, not working very well.]

I'd--I'd prefer it if you stopped that, actually. How'd you--how would you like it if someone just came up to you and started poking you like that? Rude. Is what--is what it is.

[wirsinddiejager]

[HOLY SHIT THE WEIRD METAL BALL TALKS. And moves? Kind of?]

What are you.

[Another poke.]

[testgasm]

Me?

[Being mercilessly POKED, is what he is. Please turn him over.]

I am a highly advanced artificial intelligence, and I'm not meant to be poked at.

[clawkind]

[aaaand Nyah is just going to crouch on the sidewalk and watch him struggle for a little while, expression interested but not particularly inclined to take any helpful action]

They wrote you into the wrong genre, huh.

[testgasm]

[No please just put him out of his misery, turn him over

so much handlebar-flapping

so much]

Wh--no, just--just turn me over so I can see where I am, please!

[clawkind]

Wayward machinery is never a good idea to just go touching. I'm not going to start a robot apocalypse just because you're not as well designed as a Weeble.

[seriously, he could store her DNA and start a techno-organic cyborg army in a matter of weeks. too much risk when they can just have a nice talk like this]

[testgasm]

No, no, nono, I'm--that's not going to happen. I'm completely disconnected from absolutely everything, there's not even--it's not even a risk, I promise. Got no interest in the apocalypse.

[hnnnnnnngh.]

If I were--if I were the one with arms, and you were the one flailing around on your face, I'd turn you over. Is what I'd do.

[clawkind]

You'd get eaten in the jungle pretty fast.

[but she takes him by the handles and flips him over, looking very deeply into his eye while keeping a hold on him. her expression is surprisingly serious for someone who sounded like they were going to laugh a few moments ago]

If my toaster starts trying to hit my jugular with waffles after this I'm going to come find you, ok?

[testgasm]

I hope not. I taste terrible.

[He can only assume, anyway.]

I promised, right? I've got--I've got no power over toasters.

[clawkind]

You better not. Techno invasions are so tacky now, and I don't want to get involved at all.

[if she just spun him by the handles, would he tip over or actually go around in circles? Nyah is tempted to find out but a little uncertain if it's worth the effort]

So what are you actually doing here?

[testgasm]

Well, uh...

[MAN. That is. A really good question.]

I was--I was in space, and then I was...here. Would you mind telling me where here is, actually?

[clawkind]

Not as interesting as space, even if satellites are raining down on it now.

[she rolls her eyes]

But my parents keep telling me not to expect so much from an east coast United States city, so maybe you'll enjoy it more than I am.