FOURTH WALL MEME!

[darkhourdear]

So, imagine for a moment that a giant snake wrecked your downtown area, and instead of just leaving behind massive amounts of destructive, that it opened something else. A glowing, pink portal appears in the middle of Locke’s business district. And through it come some very... interesting characters.

SAVE THE EARTH: FOURTH WALL MEME



Welcome to Save the Earth’s Fourth Wall Meme! Characters from all over the multi-verse are arriving in this lovely city, and they might find familiar faces, though some of those faces might not recognize them... at least, not from this life.

Go forth and post with your characters! Canon, STE, AU, whatever! Want to post options for both STE and canon versions? Go ahead! Not in game? WE DON’T CARE. Play with us anyway. Heck, make up your own STE person if you like! Then tag around to everybody!!

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[wirsinddiejager]

Rocky road?

[That sounds like a really weird name for a... food? She was licking it so it has to be, but. It's cold?

Taking an experimental bite and HOLY FUCK THAT IS SWEET. It is the sugariest thing Eren has ever tasted and it is so good. Watch him proceed to devour the entire thing in roughly three seconds and make a total mess of himself.

He's too distracted by the ice cream to address the fact that she seems to have mistaken him for someone else. Whoops.]

[drama8om8]

[ Octavia pauses mid-slurp to watch in horrified fascination at that ice cream getting fucking demolished. God. Damn.

She's not sure if she's grossed out or jealous that she can't do that without getting major brain freeze. Must be a titan guy thing. ]

Did you forget to eat today or something? Due to being faaaaaaaar too engrossed in quality programming?

[ She nudges his ribs with her elbow before taking another mouthful of ice cream. STRAWBERRY, MOTHAFUCKAS. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[As she nudges, she might notice that apparently Alan has decided to switch his usual Batterman shirt and jeans for something a lot more... medieval.

And also seems a little weirded out by the nudging.]

I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

[Which is not something Eren has had to deal with much. Especially not since Trost.]

[drama8om8]

[ Her face doesn't just drop. It plummets from an eighty-eight storey building with all the irons from all Octavia's fires tied to it to weigh it down. ]

OH MY GOD DID YOU FORGET EVERYTHING?

[ Luckily, before she bursts into noisy embarrassing tears she realises that if he forgot, he wouldn't have his cutie army jacket thingummy. And yeah. That sure is an absence of dorky superhero tees.

She's just going to. Squint. While her ice cream starts dripping down her hand again. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

...I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Wow this is getting really weird.]

Your. Rocky road is dripping.

[Because he might not have any idea what's going on but at least he can help her not waste food?]

[drama8om8]

[ GASP. That settles it. Alan could forget the network. He could forget THE SELF-PROCLAIMED LOVE OF HIS LIFE. But he would never ever confuse strawberry ice cream for rocky road. ]

It's-- shit. Here.

[ She switches hands, holding the ice cream out for Not-Alan to hold. HOLD. NOT EAT. DON'T MAKE HER GET TERRITORIAL OVER THIS SHIT, DUDE. ]

It's strawberry. The fuck are you?

[ Has Eren ever seen someone try to lick their own elbow? Because that's what's going on here UGH THE ICE CREAM DRIPPED ALL THE WAY DOWN GOD LIFE IS PAIN ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[He takes the strawberry. Wow, that's something he actually reconises! But it's not strawberry red? HNNNGH so tempted to take a little taste to see if it really tastes like strawberry, but he heroically resists. Hope you're proud of him, Octavia.]

Why are you asking?

[Nope not just going to tell his name when there's a very good chance this whole thing is some elaborate kidnapping scheme by some unknown enemy.]

[drama8om8]

[ THE MOST EXASPERATED OF SIGHS. ]

Because you look exactly like my boyfriend is why! I-- wait. Waity wait.

[ No time to take back her drippy ice cream yet! She pulls her phone out of her pocket and starts scrolling through the photos. She just needs to find a decent one of Alan.

Not that one.

Or that one.

 

 

Okay there are a lot of unsuitable photos on this phone to scroll through. BUT HERE WE GO, THIS ONE WILL DO ]

See!

[wirsinddiejager]

[BOGGLING A LITTLE WHAT IS PHONE??? but okay okay frowning because this is getting weirder and weirder.]

Well, obviously he just happens to look like me. It's a weird coincidence.

[OR SOME KIND OF NEW TWIST IN HIS WEIRD AS FUCK LIFE?? WHO EVEN KNOWS.]

[drama8om8]

[ Okay. Octavia is still not making a move to take the ice cream back. She's far too busy narrowing her eyes in realisation. ]

...Hold the fuck up. I know what's going on here. You're --

[ It's so obvious. The not-recognising-her-ness. The staring at stuff like he's never seen it before. The weird-ass clothes. The shitty ideas about how plausible it is to just randomly find your boyfriend's doppleganger. ]

-- a clone! Who sent you? Was it the cops? Sherman? I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE ALAN I'LL FUCK YOU UP I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE FUCKERS I AM GOING TO WRECK YOUR SHIT!