THE BITTY MEME

[stopinthenameofawe]

THE BITTY MEME



1.) Post with you character as if they were younger/a child! (If you already play a child, either make them tinier or age them up! We're gonna need some adults in here.)
2.) Tag around to either take care of the newly small people or make lots of tiny friends!
3.) ???
4.) PROFIT or just adorable. That's profit right?

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

My uncle is dumb. Just like you. Everyone's dumb.

[He shuffles over, kneeling and retrieving the ball. Point blank, he pelts Killian with it again.]

You have to catch it. I'll kick you if you don't catch it and be my friend.

[youngestone]

Ow!

[Because that hurt and now this kid is threatening to kick him? Killian turns around and starts running over to one of his aunts, crying that there's a really weird, mean kid who wants to kick him and thinks he's dumb.

I mean he is kinda dumb but.]

[dead_black_eyes]

[...diving forward, now, and grabbing one of Killian's ankles as he goes down. L's little and light but he sure can grip.]

Snitches get stitches! Dumb tattletale! You don't even deserve a friend like me!

[youngestone]

[And Killian goes down and starts kicking to get away from the creep]

I don't want a friend like you! You're mean an' prob'ly evil!

[....children]

[dead_black_eyes]

[He's latched on pretty tight and he starts moving to try to pin his captive "friend." To the grownups it probably seriously looks like play roughhousing instead of the junior psycho stalker's club.]

It's better than being a stupid baby. I beat grownups at chess. You probably can't even play chess, because you can't even play ball. You can only play bawl because you're a baby.

*L no stop*

[youngestone]

Lemme go! I want my mom!

NO he's getting a friend :/

[dead_black_eyes]

First play with me. We can play Hungry Hungry Hippos but you have to be the green one because a green hippo is probably very sick in nature and I don't want to touch it.

[He suggests it because it's the closest board game. Continuing to pin his new buddy he starts unpacking the game, setting the board insistently in front of Killian's face and dumping the marbles onto it.]

[youngestone]

No. I'm not gonna play with you!

[So he knocks the board game over and starts trying to get away again]

[dead_black_eyes]

You have to play with me. No one else likes you. They told me so. They think your family's poor and I'm the only person who doesn't care about that.