THE BITTY MEME

[stopinthenameofawe]

THE BITTY MEME



1.) Post with you character as if they were younger/a child! (If you already play a child, either make them tinier or age them up! We're gonna need some adults in here.)
2.) Tag around to either take care of the newly small people or make lots of tiny friends!
3.) ???
4.) PROFIT or just adorable. That's profit right?

Comments

[dead_black_eyes]

[Peals of childish, ridiculing laughter.]

Big bites are bad for your jaw. And big bites are the only way I'll finish my macaroni and beat you. Is that your way of asking if I can pretty please pretend that I can't beat you in six moves, even if you know Blitzkrieg?

[He uses his fork to simulate lightning striking his uneaten macaroni.]

[grannyfucker]

[Kid, if you weren't so goddamn cute, he'd want to throttle you.]

Did you forget about the peas and the banana you're also supposed to eat with your dinner?

[CHECKMATE.]

[dead_black_eyes]

You can't eat a banana with a spoon, stupid. The agreement was a spoon.

[More laughter.]