saveyourbrain | test drive meme!

TEST DRIVE MEME

Scenarios:

> Hometown Hustle - Are you still recovering from Locke City's recent Alien Invasion? Are these murders in Vegas really getting you down? Or are you excited, for one reason or another?
> Help, help, I've been robbed! - your bag or wallet's just been snatched, or is in the process of being snatched. Catch the snatcher or rough them up - you may or may not be surprised, if you come to blows or a chase, to find on throwing a punch that they're much quicker and/or sturdier than you'd have expected. Maybe someone will dive in to back you up.
> Monster encounter! There's a Vermini infestation going around in Las Vegas that may present itself in either of two forms. One is swarms of little black... insects? Tiny little wingless people-shaped ugly fairy things? The second is animals with a nose for the Numbered and an aggressive streak with some distinct mutations - you might find a lizard with disturbingly human ears, a bird with teeth, etc.
> Transportation/travel. You're at an airport or train station, whether to escape or take a tour to a strange-events hotspot, or plain go on an innocent vacation. Mix up your bags or timetables, grab a pre-ride snack, chat up those with the same destination, get or give directions, find yourself receiving an ill-timed item Echo in front of security - whatever you can think up!
> Say - is that one of those superhumans you've spied on the street? Yes, I do believe it is - you've seen them on the news/read about them, that or their looks give them away! Go on and ask questions of them, be it for serious answers or an autograph, depending on who you are.
> ...And it looks like you're a superhuman yourself. Looks like that hollowed-out feeling you got was followed by a mutation, or some strange thing in your brain. How're you going to come to grips with it?
> Wildcard/Etc. Make up your own!

Prompts suggested by Alec and Zero.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

aww!! no knee stooping required but- yeah I know, impressive, right? maybe if you get your stars read you'll get some cool echo!

oh my god how stupid are you. I was being sarcastic.

Heeeeeeyy!!! That's rule! consider the other persons feelings. do you like being called stupid? I don't think so. wow. i'm getting some serious aggression over here.

I dont like having shit about stars and whatever spouted at me either. were dealing with actual serious issues theres no time for fortune telling ads.

um fortune telling is serious too I'll have you know! /maybe/ if you got your fortune told you'd know what to expect for the future. don't insult a perfect good science and stuff

wait since when is fortune telling a science.

hasn't it always been??

not afaik. this is total news to me.

Noooo it's clearly a science. the government just doesn't acknowledge it as one because they want us to stay ignorant.

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