[test] THIS WEATHER IS RIDICULOUS

[espigeonage]

Random scenario test drive meme. Some prompts:
> Ah god it's so hot and muggy how awful!
> The worst thing about summer cold snaps: you don't usually have your windbreaker handy because it's been so damn hot.
> The wind is perverse and trying to steal your things and/or crash stuff into you.
> It's raining wet vermy-things, as if the hail and possible storm wasn't bad enough. Now you have rain-echoes to deal with, at best.
> A nice day? I guess those exist?

So where are you?
> Caught way out in the open! At the beach, in the steet, at a fair, anywhere.
> Taking shelter! Bus stop, club you wouldn't normally frequent, bridge underpass, any port in a storm, any shade from the deathsun.
> In the mall or somewhere comfortably out of the elements, you lucky sunuvanek.
> Somewhere... else? idk, do what you want!

Have at thee!

Comments

[thorny]

Yes, reading the weather updates is so difficult.

[this snide comment has been brought to you by one lolita who is sitting at a cafe, quite safe from the downpour thanks to the awning above her. her legs are crossed neatly and there's a cup of lightly steaming tea before her - she looks perfectly benign, but there's something about the way she tilts her head that makes it clear she's laughing at Cain on the inside]

[cava]

This was hardly on the forecast, mademoiselle.

[and with a flourish of his hand he flicks one of the crawling Vermini toward her, the wet bug landing on the table in front of the girl.]

[thorny]

Oh, weren't you expecting the sudden downpour of stupidity? You look like the sort of person who ought to be used to it by now.

[she doesn't do anything more than blink placidly, her tranquil mask holding its place remarkably well. instead Hikari reaches over to take a delicate sip from her tea, placing the cup back down over the Vermini and giving it an unnecessarily cruel twist]

[cava]

Hmph.

[he has to admit, he liked the way she dealt with that thing.

may as well stop at a neighboring table, it's as good a place to get shelter as any.]

[thorny]

How articulate. I suppose that answers my question as to whether you've been noticeably affected or not yet.

[she laces her fingers together, tone still conversational and pleasant. it's great when people decide to really engage]