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TL;DR Meme

Post with your character.

Other people ask you a question. Anything from "What is your favorite color?" to "What do you think of Tavia?" to "What does it mean to be human in this technological era?"

If you're short of ideas for questions, "What do you think of me?" is an easy one that people usually want answered.

You respond with as much wordage as you can.

At some point in this process, entertainment is generated. At the very least, curiosity is satisfied.

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Do you ever wonder about what would happen if you accidentally intangibled yourself and fell through the floor and then you were so shocked you kept falling and ended up waaaaaaaay underground, knowing that at some point you'd cross the echo boundary line thing and end up re-tangiblifying under the earth and then you'd be buried alive and die?

Do you ever have nightmares about that?

Will you now?

[what the fuck is wrong with u]

Nnnnnno. I don't.

It helps that I can't even turn all of me intangible, just parts. And if I get stuck in stuff I guess...I can't do anything except for try to calm down and go intangible again.

[although you bet your butt that once he gets full intangibility in the next few days HE WILL DEFINITELY HAVE THOSE NIGHTMARES.]

[ There is so much wrong with her ]

Oh. Then do you ever worry about what would happen if you got, like, your arm stuck inside yourself? Like what if you were scratching your head and your arm went funny and got stuck inside your brain.

[ so much ]

[ur the worst, now danny can't stop thinking about it

and because he can't stop imagining his arm stuck inside himself, you've just managed to trigger a meme-exclusive echo: a memory of danny swallowing a spork and then fishing it back out of him with an intangible hand! good job, octavia.]

Well, uh...I guess it would feel really weird but not actually do anything bad to me.

Or, I mean. I think so, since I just remembered basically sticking my arm inside my stomach like that.

So that's actually a thing that can happen? Oh my god.

[ Hey guess what

she can make this worse ]

So what if one day your insides go intangible and fall out of you and then go tangible again. What if your brain falls out. Just schlops right out on your desk while you're at school. What if.

Why are you even-- [sigh]

I don't know! I guess I'd--I'd be dead, maybe? I don't even know if that's possible, I mean--if it was, it must've happened by now already, right? But I'm still just fine!

...unless they went intangible and then got stuck inside other organs before going tangible again. Like a-a giant organ mash-up.

Oh my god.

You could be a haggis.

Danny Haggis.

Is that what haggis is?!

Oh my god.

WHY ARE YOU A PIRATE FAIRY ALIEN HAGGIS BOY. WHY IS THAT A THING.

I don't know, I didn't ask for this!!

I don't even know when I became an alien on top of everything else, I can't keep track of this any more!!

Do you want me to bless you? I recently found out I was Karson's sister and co-Jesus, so I can do that.

Oh my god. Please tell me you don't actually believe Karson's Jesus stuff.

Mine-and-Karson's Jesus stuff, my child. Yea verily, for I art holy as shit. And it was good.

I don't even--how did this even start? How can you be "co-Jesuses"?

Mac remembers Karson being Jesus, Karson died multiple times probably and I was definitely dying in two places at once this one time. Therefore co-Jesuses. I suffered for your sins, asshole, don't you belittle my messiahness. Or I shall smite thee. Legit.

Dying multiple times? I can't believe I'm soulbonded to you guys... Next thing I know, you're going to tell me I survived death somehow and that I'm your third co-Jesus.

That sounds incredibly unlikely, dude. I mean, seriously. What are the chances?

I don't know. Not much lower than there being two people who died multiple times in their past lives or whatever and are both Jesus?

Maybe you should try on some sandals and robes and see how they look. Just in case.

What, no beard?

You couldn't grow a beard even if I gave you fifty years to do it, you weenie. Maybe doodle one on in sharpie.

...do you doodle beards on in sharpie?

Ugh, no. I just do this.

[ grabs hair

uses it as fake beard

LOOKS TERRIFYING ]

...wow.

[it is Legitimately Impressive.]

No wonder you're a pirate.

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drama8om8 - 2013-09-21 23:01 (UTC) - Expand

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