shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[notjustariver]

[Hitomi's smile just gets smugger. She picks up her umbrella, twirling it a little to shake off the water before raising it above her head.]

That's just too bad. History really is quite fascinating, you know. Of course, I might be a little biased in that regard.

[8)))))))))]

[shortspoken]

[ Don't you try and outshit the lil shit queen gurl

DO NOT TEST HER ]

Mh. I always found it dull. More suited to people who never do anything productive and prefer to rake over other peoples' pasts than build their own futures.

[ That hurt to type ]

[notjustariver]

[aw hell naw

it's on now]

Is that so? Me, I believe it's impossible to build a future without understanding the past. A lack of interest in history can only be a sign of foolishness and shortsightedness.

[83]

[shortspoken]

[ Did

she

just ]

Not as foolish or [GRINDING TEETH] shortsighted as mouthing off at perfect strangers. I could be a psycho for all you know.

[ WHY ARE WORDS HARD CAN SHE JUST BREAK BARBIE MCHISTORYLADY'S JAW ALREADY >8IIIIIIII ]

[notjustariver]

Oh, you certainly could! But that's just what makes life so interesting. No matter how much we learn, there will always be things that we'll never know or be able to predict.

[She leans over Ellie, still smugging cheerfully.]

So? Are you a psycho?

1/4

[uokannie]

2/4

[uokannie]

[ Teehee ]

3/4

[uokannie]

[ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA ]

4/4

[uokannie]

No. Just a weak, frail woman. I couldn't possibly pose a danger to anyone.

[notjustariver]

[Good job, Ellie. You've actually disturbed her enough to dispel the smug. She backs away, frowning.]

Weren't you just concerned with people staring?

[uokannie]

Is anyone staring? I can't see from down here. I hope not. Witnesses are such a pain to deal with.

[ STILL NOT A PSYCHO

JUST

SUPER GOOD AT BEING SCARY OKAY ]

[notjustariver]

Especially for a weak and frail woman like yourself, I would imagine.

[DRAMATIC SIGH]

It must be so difficult for you.

[shortspoken]

Every day is a struggle. You'll have to excuse me. Just laughing like that was an overexertion.

[ OH GOSH SHE IS SO EXHAUSTED AND WEAK, KYAA~

Don't mind her while she unzips the rucksack she's totally been carrying all along (I mean really, can you see Ellie with a ladypurse), and pulls out a BLOODSTAINED SERIAL KILLER RAG to mop her poor fevered brow with. ]

 

 

[ Yeah no it's just her sweaty gross gym shirt and she sliced her hands open on her ring while getting it out of her bag to bloody it up. How many lil shit points is this worth do u think ]