shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[afamilyact]

[Gross.]

Right... I'll be... sure to drop by.

[Mental note: don't drop by.]

Uh, sorry, but-- is there a reason you're eating so much? Did you miss breakfast?

[gainingmomentum]

No, I hit breakfast pretty hard, but...

[He shrugs, then makes short work of the second hot dog. At least this time he bothers to finish chewing before speaking.]

It feels like it totally missed me.

[afamilyact]

[Well that was kind of concerning.]

Shouldn't you... see a doctor or something, instead of hanging around an arts and crafts fair?

[As ridiculous as Mr. Westerfield was, he didn't want him to keel over.]

[gainingmomentum]

Planning on it in a couple of days if it doesn't let up. Don't wanna waste time over what might be nothing, y'know. Brushing it off is not on the table, though. Last thing I need is to kick my food budget up.

[afamilyact]

At that rate, you'll go broke before you even get to lunch.

Are you sure it's OK to wait that long? I'm no doctor, but if something happened to your digestion or your metabolism...

[Basically that's bad news. He's a bit worried.]