shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[drama8om8]

Oh my god don't be like that. You're ridiculous! Majorly fucking ridiculous.

[ Sometimes, Octavia smiles the kind of smile that makes small babies burst into tears and grown men shriek for their mommies. THIS IS THE SMILE SHE IS SMILING RIGHT NOW. ]

And I am suuuuuuuure you can use that ridiculousness to your advantage. I have about a hundred bucks in my purse, Frodiculous! And even if you can't find your cash, you could totally earn mine.

If you're like. Willing to lose the little dignity you have left.

[ Run, Connie. Flee this place ]

[wasthatmymom]

[Connie remains unfazed, if only because he just isn't smart enough to realize. Money is money though. Being up 477 if he found the check is appealing too...]

...

Hold up.

This isn't like. A weird sexual thing is it?

1/3 oh my fucking god

[drama8om8]

2/3

[drama8om8]

3/3

[drama8om8]

DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING KIND OF GIRL WHO NEEDS TO PAY WEIRD BE-AFROED BOYS TO DO SEX WITH HER?

DOES THAT KIND OF GIRL EVEN EXIST?

[wasthatmymom]

[WOAH DAMN SO LOUD BE CAREFUL GIRL YOU ALMOST BLEW HIS AFRO BACK.

He looks around cautiously.

Did she stop?

Is she done?]

...Well...No?

It's probably not a need.

More of a want, I think. Like, a frivolity, or luxury. You know, like an expensive dish washer. [Sagenod. Connie you are digging your own grave you better realize this.]

[drama8om8]

WHAT.

[ Good job, Connie. YOU RENDERED OCTAVIA SPEECHLESS ]

 

 

[ For like twenty seconds but WHATEVER THAT'S A NEW RECORD ]

ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE? I don't need - or want! - your unsavory fluffhaired ass. I have a boyfriend who is the hottiest hottie and also super badass and I could call him up right the fuck now and tell him to punch you in the fro and he'd do it. Then he'd punch you in the dick. Twice! He's that kind of guy.

[ She digs a photo out of her purse as she's screeching and starts waving it around. It looks a lot like this:



WHAT AN INCREDIBLY SANE-LOOKING AND PHOTOGENIC YOUNG MAN WOW ]

[wasthatmymom]

[Blinkblinkblink. Connie doesn't see the appeal. All Connie sees is a man that has clearly been constipated for quite a while. He narrows his eyes at the picture, and then at Octavia, and so on and so forth.]

So...

I'm not going to get a hundred dollars?

[drama8om8]

No.

In fact, I am pretty sure you owe me a hundred dollars. In compensation. For traumatising an innocent maiden like myself by suggesting that I was soliciting!

[wasthatmymom]

You're saying the word "fuck" an awful lot for an innocent maiden if you ask me.

And I'm pretty sure we're both aware that all my money is hiding somewhere in this mall anyway so I really can't help you out. Also you kind of were soliciting so it's really not my fault for misinterpreting what exactly it was.

Honestly, you seem like the kind of chick who's into that whole degrade your partner thing.