shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[enrages]

[ ...

Her excuses will not save her this day. ]

I swear to god, if my dad hired you for his birthday two years in a row, I'm going to jump off the nearest bridge.

[attendre]

Guess I'm just really good at my job.

[It's the accent isn't it Karson. Actually no she doesn't want to know that about someone's dad.]

[enrages]

Alright, look. I will pay you off to never ever come to this address ever again, no matter how much someone else calls you to do it. Does that sound like a deal to you?

[attendre]

This definitely sounds like an offer up for negotiation.

[enrages]

I got... [ And then his no nonsense expression drops as he starts digging in his pockets. ]

Uh.

[ more digging. desperate digging. he is the east germans and his pockets are the ground beneath the berlin wall. ]

...Five dollars....?

[attendre]

You tried, kid, I'll give you that. Your dad seriously goes for this kind of thing? It's always seemed a bit over the top to me, you know, once off and you're done that was cute not a repeat offender. Also usually people don't call me to kiss them it's supposed to be a bit of a joke on another person.

[enrages]

I've got five dollars, and you can pet my dog. [ DESPERATE ]

it's just-- My dad, he's. He sometimes gets really fucking drunk, and then does the dumbest shit that everyone in the entire world regrets, and then he regrets it, and drinks more, and then does even dumber shit. Like, I think he fucked my best friend's mom? They're both terrible people, so whatever, but-- Ugh, how messed up is that? Like, you being at the door right now is the equivalence of my dad fucking my best friend's mom.

[attendre]

[...]

How old are you?

[enrages]

...

None of your business. Do I need to call Chris Hansen?