shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[honestopinion]

it's japanese [Doesn't care about the mixing languages part, after all he's going to learn all the nihongo one day. Bet he knows more than you, BERTHOLDT]

you don't know what waifu mean? haha omg do you live under a rock?! don't you have the internet? how are we talking right now?!?! [Wow, what a nerd.]

[toobig]

I know it's Japanese, but the way you're using it seems really out of place.

This isn't the internet.

[honestopinion]

what are you talking about? do you think this is msn news or your email or some other thing old people use?

guess what, that's the internet. that's it though, i bet your old that's why you dont like anime or japan.

[toobig]

I don't have an opinion on Japan, I've never been there.

The Network doesn't need an internet connection though. Go turn off your router and you'll see.

[honestopinion]

why would i ever turn off my router? do you want me to die? [/Adjustes glass]

[toobig]

Then write your number onto a piece of paper.

text → handwritten;

[honestopinion]

fine, jackass

[grumble.. grumble..

What does this guy know? Bet he's old, everyone seems so much older them him here, not everyone but a whole bunch of them!

He gets off his computer and writes his number (for the sake of test drive we'll pretend~) onto a piece of notebook paper from his agenda and suddenly they can communicate through it!]

What? Are you serious?!

[toobig]

See? I told you. You don't need internet to connect, it's only for people with Numbers.

[honestopinion]

whatever, sweaty

why would i wanna use my handwriting anyway.. waste of time

[I.E. it's ugly 13 year-old handwriting, wow how are you reading any of this?]

[toobig]

[Some of his authors don't type their novels, Jamie. It's okay.]

Sweaty?

[honestopinion]

y-yeah... sweaty..

shut up i nickname peolple

[yeah, that's a little daunting. He's got no idea what you look like or vice versa either.]

[toobig]

Well, okay.

You can just call me Bertholdt, though.