shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[honestopinion]

a whole manga?! wait, so he's a mangaka?

[Can you taste this thirteen year-old's excitement over that text massage? Suddenly meeting this guy wouldn't be so bad, they could be... friends... omfgggg!!]

w-what genre does he write? whats his style like? male of female main character?

[drama8om8]

Uh, I never said he WROTE it! I did that. Me! ME. It was like. A colla8or8tion? Yeah!
I can link you my original storyline. As a special favor! I mean that's o8viously the 8est way for your questions to get answered. All your questions! ALL OF THEM.
Here!
You are so welcome. ::::)

[ I am so sorry for shattering all Jamie's dreams. Octavia, on the other hand, isn't sorry at all. ]

[honestopinion]

You're-









y-you're-!!! Your fujoshi, you're fujoshi!! Uke and Seme, those are yoai terms! That's yaoi, I don't want anything to do with yaoi! AAA- and it's bara porn!! Dudes that grossly overly muscular are only good for fighting games.

That's SO GROSS!!

[I don't know, if you ask me Jamie kinda knows his vocabulary over here. However, he can't deny that he didn't read all of it... he'll be following her fanfiction anonymously.. //bookmarks]

I-I bet you don't even have a boyfriend! fujoshi dont have boyfriends!! [The internet told him so!!]

[drama8om8]

Uh, excuse YOU. I am WAY 8eyond your gross fusrodah stereotyping or whatever! Wow.
You are just. The most wrong a8out everything.
Allow me to correct you! With an actual photo of me and my actual 8oyfriend, for starters. As proof of your wrongness! HERE.

[ ... ]

Oops, w8, my 8ad! That was one of my personal sketches that I uploaded accidentally. 8y accident! Not to troll you or anything. I almost promise!
HERE is the actual photo! Clumsy me. :::;)

[toobig]

Why would you draw that?

[drama8om8]

As practice 8ecause Alan is 8eing incredi8ly reluctant to illustr8 any future chapters of my hit manga. Duh. ::::|

[toobig]

I can see why.

There's plenty wrong with the picture though, don't you worry about accuracy?

[drama8om8]

Is this more accur8?

[toobig]

Why did you give Reiner Ryan boobs?

[drama8om8]

Dude has a hella impressive rack is why. I mean damn.

[toobig]

[toobig]

Yeah, honestly.

[honestopinion]

Troll!! You're an internet trollL!!!

[Can she feel how upset she's made him just from the raw spirit of anger that flows vibrantly thought his text? Jamie's young, "virgin", eyes. How will he ever be able to unsee this tainted material of two large adult men in the middle of their yaoi! No, Jamie, you must calm down. Take back your words! This is a battle, a battle though the internet, (even if the network isn't the internet....) you must win! You can't sleep until this person understands that they are wrong!]

your picture of you 'boyfriend' is shopped, i can tell from the pixels and having seen a lot of shops. even an idiot can tell that

[And yet that guys face.. looks so.. familiar..] y-.. Yeager..? Is that- Who's... Yeager? [And why does the name piss him off so much?! Jamie's just going to continue to think about it to himself, swiveling slightly in the computer chair of his bedroom.]

[drama8om8]

Lol do I REALLY look like the kind of lady who needs to photoshop myself a cutie 8oyfriend?
May8e you need 8etter proof. May8e I need to record us making out, grossly and loudly and o8noxiously! With tongue.
And then I will spam you with it! Juuuuuuuust to make sure you see it in all its glory. Doesn't that sound like the a8solute 8est idea you ever heard????????

[wirsinddiejager]

Octavia Im not gonna make out in front of this asshole.

[drama8om8]

Yes you are. ::::|

[wirsinddiejager]

no.

[drama8om8]

Don't you want him to 8e proved wrong? Wrong and stupid and dum8 and lame and did I mention WRONG?
I am helping you get one over on him! SEXILY.
(Plus makeouts. Check your priorities 8ro wow)

[wirsinddiejager]

I DONT NEED HELP TO GET ONE OVER THIS DOUCHEASS LOSER HE PRACTICALLY DOES IT HIMSELF.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Idgi he's mildly irrit8ting at 8est and he has to 8e like what. 8 years old or something.

[wirsinddiejager]

he just really gets on my nerves ok idek why.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

How much nerve-getting-on-ness are we talking here. Are we talking "man I am going to glare at this guy," "whoa I want to punch this guy in the face," or "golly if I were a ragey ex-psycho which I am A8SOLUTELY N8T then I might 8e entertaining some ridiculously violent thoughts right now."

[honestopinion]

I'M NOT 8 YEARS OLD I'M 18!!! ADD A 1 STUPID!!! AND I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND EW OMG IS IT REALLY THAT GUY?! FUCKING GROSSS!!! HE'S A LOSER WITH SHIT TASTE!

[Aren't we all 18 on the internet until we are 19?]

[wirsinddiejager]

FUCK YOU I HAVE GREAT TASTE.

[drama8om8]

HE HAS INCREDI8LE TASTE JUST LIKE HE IS INCREDI8LY GR8 AT MAKING OUT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 8ECAUSE HE'S SMOOCHING GIRLS AND TOUCHING 8RAS AND YOU'RE A DUM8 LOSER SNOT8A8Y THAT'S YOU. SNOT8A8Y.