shabadoobie touch to [TEST DRIVE]

[hopediesalone]

HERE WE GO AGAIIIIIN

Here's a few options, ganked from the last one and still as shamelessly stolen from even earlier versions.

> The Park. Man, what a nice day out. Why not enjoy it? I'm sure -- shit, yep, there's some echo monsters or whatever they're called.
> The Mall. Exactly what it says on the tin! Dodge the hordes of teenage mallrats or take part, whichever suits your tastes.
> Rainy Day. Agh, it's fucking awful out. And is it raining those vermilion things?? Now you've got an Echo to contend with on top of everything else. Find some shelter, quick!
> Arts and Crafts Fair. WILL THE KITSCH OVERWHELM YOU
> Or make up your own

Very nice! Test Strike! FABULOUS!

Comments

[schild]

[ Oh man what a fucking loser I mean really. ]

You sure sound passionate about this :)

[ What else can you say to such a pathetic-sounding child... ]

[honestopinion]

little smiley face?

do you think i was born in the 90s? do you think this is aim? are you trolling me no one uses little smiley face unless their tolling.

if you don't like anime then you're just a baka.

[schild]

I wasn't born in the nineties though :\ I was being serious...

[ Oh my god, jean you're so YOUNG. Ryan was trying to be... nice... ]

I've never seen anime before though. Does pokemon count?

[honestopinion]

you're one of those old people then, ew why do you get to use the internet

checking your email and watching netflix or something- [Wait, he's never seen anime?! Never, just pokemon?! And he didn't call it, like, pokemen or some mom-thing?!]

Y-you like pokemon? Whats your favorite? You should really watch anime it's not just some kid thing. it's really cool.

[schild]

I'm 24! I was born in the late eighties, I was still there for the 90s, ok.

Is that bad? I mean I played them when I was a kid and I got Pearl in college, but I haven't really had the time for video games in a while. My favorite... hm. Golem? I always liked ground types. I might still have my DS around.

[honestopinion]

Whow! You really are old! Ahah-!

No it's cool you just gotta get the new one that's all. no1 cares about the older stuff once the new stuffs out. unless youre some kid that thinks people should care about your opinions on red and blue ahah guess what? no one does!!

Golem? yeah hes cool, i like sizor stealex or skarmory steel pokemon are my favorites! we should trade sometime you gotta find your ds! you get get a 3ds too!!

[schild]

[ You're going to get Ryan into Pokemon, Jamie. I hope you're proud of yourself. ]

If you think 24 is old, I'm not even gonna argue the age bit. How young are you, anyway?

Steel types were pretty cool if I remember it right. There's a new one coming out soon, right? Maybe I'll check it out...

[ Certainly gonna have a lot more downtime when you quit your job, Ryan. ]

[honestopinion]

[Can't beat that timing, you can play pokemon with a 13 year-old for your profession, Ryan]

18, trust me, 24 is old to me.

Yeah, the new one looks super cool they got mega evos and all kindas stuff, we can exchange friend codes and pokemon!

[schild]

[ 18. Suuure. Ryan's gonna give you the benefit of the doubt tho. ]

18, huh? That's a good age to be.

I might just check it out. When's it come out? It'll probably all be new to me.

[honestopinion]

[He's 18, just like everyone else that isn't 18 on the internet.]

comes out this weekend!! you should holy crap! here's my friend code: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX! You gotta make sure to give me yours back though, can't just add without both codes. put me under jamie, thats my name.

[schild]

[ gosh he's so excited. that's sweet. ]

I'll write that down for when I get it. Thanks a lot, Jamie!

[ Ryan has succeeded in befriending the dumbest loser ever, how did this happen... ]